"Here is a man who has seen me at some of my lowest points and still comes around. And not just to provide LOW COST TRANSPORTATION, if you know what I mean, not that many of you would, but he does. Anyway, the only Gypsy Hack I know, this kid's got some taste. You can tell by looking at all the tattoo ideas he steals from me. Now, if he could just get a new phone and stop creeping in the bushes outside the window, he'd be aight, y'know?"