How to Tell the Sex of a Fly


This is the cleanest E-mail joke

I've come across in a long while!


A woman walked into the kitchen to find her

husband stalking around with a fly swatter


"What are you doing?"

She asked.


"Hunting Flies"

He responded.


"Oh. ! Killing any?"

She asked.


"Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.



Intrigued, she asked.

"How can you tell them apart?"


He responded,

"3 were on a beer can,

2 were on the phone