So, this New Years I managed to do the following after an outrageous amount of Jaegermeister :

1. Slap my friend. A girl..yeah.
2. Accost said friend's friend until she kissed me.
3. Ran down the street like a lunatic then sat down on a brick wall where I cried.
4. Threw up in the middle of a group of people.
5. Fell down more times than anyone would care to count.
6. Broke my shoes. I didn't even know that was possible.

I am the most disgusting human being I know of and I wouldn't be the least bit suprised if everyone who saw my behavior thinks the same and hates me for it. At least I don't remember any of it, because if I did I would have probably shot myself this morning. Hopefully everyone else had fun. *shrug*