some say that when life gives you lemons make lemonade (where do they get the sugar?)
I say, when life gives you lemons squirt life in the eye with 'em!
I say, when life gives you lemons squirt life in the eye with 'em!
when I watch a skateboarder wipe out I go "ouch" in my head. When i see someone eat it and faceplant on a razor scooter I laugh out loud. It never gets old.
Derntal Sthurgery sthucks. I can't feel my face but in a little while I know I am not gonna be happy.
I am experiencing a new found hatred for construction workers. No offense guys, but 5am, why? Start at 7:30 or 8 like the rest of us. Gawd. I can understand if it were in the summer and scorching mid day, but it will top out here at 66˚. Good thing I'm outta here today. 
Note to self. When choosing a hotel in a different city (this time Phoenix) pick the one WITHOUT the bulldozers and backhoes in front of it. I think they are doing it on purpose. Who starts work at 5 am?
Still bored. Where can I buy a life? Is there like a holiday sale on them? All I see are dead computers and cables and junk.
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