age: 35 (Mar 23, 1978)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2002

occupation: Master beekeeper for the rich and famous

sign: Trespassers will be (insert verb of your choice) on sight

fantasy: Thousands of women in a seething roaring shouting mass.

into: Mountain biking, roadkill, cricket and sex.

stats: well outside the mean

crush: The girl in the hot dog cotume on that Pepsi commercial. Yowza!

body mods: I want to get a 4"x4" wings-spread-position realistic Goliath Beetle tattooed on my shoulder with the words "Chaos Engine" underneath. Yeah.

i lost my virginity: While my 7th period biology class flung viable Escherichia coli petri plate samples at me. I haven't had an erection since.

gets me hot: Words, baby