Something told me this was going to be one of the worst weeks of my life, but I was wrong...
This is the worst week of my life.
Aside from my online life, things have been going from bad to worse to down right depressing.
But unlike some people, I know that being online is only a hobby, just an item on the shelf in the house of my life.
In some ways, I feel porud that I can come to that conclusion and be fine with it.
In other ways, it just reminds me how fucked up my life is right now...
This is the worst week of my life.
Aside from my online life, things have been going from bad to worse to down right depressing.
But unlike some people, I know that being online is only a hobby, just an item on the shelf in the house of my life.
In some ways, I feel porud that I can come to that conclusion and be fine with it.
In other ways, it just reminds me how fucked up my life is right now...
Awoke out of a stupor... got my ass up, helped my cousin apply for work, then I found an ad for a "gentleman's club" hiring doormen and jizz moppers in LA, so I drove out and applied there...
...They'll get back to me by Monday.
Quote of the Day:
I know what you think when you scan me...
Some potsmoking, perverted, molester, psychpath, but you're wrong.
....I don't smoke pot.
...They'll get back to me by Monday.
Quote of the Day:
I know what you think when you scan me...
Some potsmoking, perverted, molester, psychpath, but you're wrong.
....I don't smoke pot.
I quit my job today.
Flat ass broke, jobless, and now no car insurance... and I can't stop smiling!
Quote of the Day:
I'm a pervert, not a criminal...
Flat ass broke, jobless, and now no car insurance... and I can't stop smiling!
Quote of the Day:
I'm a pervert, not a criminal...
I finally saw the Venture Bros. Season Finale tonight and SWEET FUCKING GAWD!!!
Will Brock grow the mullet back?!
Quote of the Day:
I'm not saving myself, I'm just a loser...
Will Brock grow the mullet back?!
Quote of the Day:
I'm not saving myself, I'm just a loser...
It's 2:30 in the morning, just got back from a party... It was so, so. High Schoolers there, so I took 'em for all they were worth at Texas Hold'em.
All in all , Not that bad of a time.
I just wish I could have gotten laid though...
Quote of the Day:
Who would win?
All in all , Not that bad of a time.
I just wish I could have gotten laid though...
Quote of the Day:
Who would win?
Just ahnging with friends... life is good.
...that was a lie.
Quote of the Day:
Daddy hung me from a balcony...
...that was a lie.
Quote of the Day:
Daddy hung me from a balcony...
I'm gonna start filming my "film" in summer.
Unfortunately, for those who were hoping, it's not going to be a hardcore film, There will only be nudity (yeah, as if that'll be easy to get across), and humorous hints at more extreme subject matter (you know, for comedy).
I will have open casting calls soon for those not totally disgusted at me.
Quote of the Day:
As long as you're witty, it doesn't matter how ugly you are...
Unfortunately, for those who were hoping, it's not going to be a hardcore film, There will only be nudity (yeah, as if that'll be easy to get across), and humorous hints at more extreme subject matter (you know, for comedy).
I will have open casting calls soon for those not totally disgusted at me.
Quote of the Day:
As long as you're witty, it doesn't matter how ugly you are...
Drinking with two girls in my friend's room and I can't take advantage of them!!!
One of which is a fifteen yr. old waiting to be an SG...
This is the hell that is my life.
Quote of the Day:
Mace makes me horny...
One of which is a fifteen yr. old waiting to be an SG...
This is the hell that is my life.
Quote of the Day:
Mace makes me horny...
My back hurts after crashing in my friend's room last night...
...I guess it's better than my ass hurting.
Quote of the Day:
You wouldn't call it harrassment if I was cuter!
...I guess it's better than my ass hurting.
Quote of the Day:
You wouldn't call it harrassment if I was cuter!
