I've told one or two people this over the last few weeks, but now I'm making it official. In roughly two weeks, my time on SG will come to a close. In a lot of ways, it'll be weird. I've been a member of this site for 8 years. That's a quarter of my life. Not small change, by any means.
But oddly, even though I first came to this site for the girls, I stayed for the social activity. I seriously made some of my best friends because of this site and so, for that, I'll always give it it's deserved credit.
Lately, though, the social-side has become lackluster. Just like most television nowadays, all the people with something interesting or intelligent to say are drowned out by those who speak louder or, in a lot of cases, dumber. Over the last year, I've made one new friend off this site. I used to make a dozen. It just simply isn't worth my time anymore.
So, at the brand new age of 31 (my birthday was a week ago, thank you), I set off into a life filled without Suicide Girls. I'm sure I'll do fine.
Anyone that wishes to stay in contact with me, here's a whole slew of links:
Facebook
Twitter
Gonzoe@aol.com
And if you ever want to read my online novel and stay updated with that (I don't post updates on my personal FB page):
A Study in Bourbon: The Writing of J.E. Tobal
Facebook Fan Page
Toodles everyone. Send fruit.
But oddly, even though I first came to this site for the girls, I stayed for the social activity. I seriously made some of my best friends because of this site and so, for that, I'll always give it it's deserved credit.
Lately, though, the social-side has become lackluster. Just like most television nowadays, all the people with something interesting or intelligent to say are drowned out by those who speak louder or, in a lot of cases, dumber. Over the last year, I've made one new friend off this site. I used to make a dozen. It just simply isn't worth my time anymore.
So, at the brand new age of 31 (my birthday was a week ago, thank you), I set off into a life filled without Suicide Girls. I'm sure I'll do fine.
Anyone that wishes to stay in contact with me, here's a whole slew of links:
Gonzoe@aol.com
And if you ever want to read my online novel and stay updated with that (I don't post updates on my personal FB page):
A Study in Bourbon: The Writing of J.E. Tobal
Facebook Fan Page
Toodles everyone. Send fruit.
for those of you that have heard me mention it before, today i posed that 6th and final part to Chapter Two of my ongoing, serial novel, "A Kind of Drug."
the novel chronicles what happens to society when a super-addictive, mind-altering form of writing is discovered in an archaeological dig in Morocco. so far, the novel has focused on two such of these drugs - Rapture and Lust.
links below, for those curious:
A Kind of Drug
Facebook
Twitter
the novel chronicles what happens to society when a super-addictive, mind-altering form of writing is discovered in an archaeological dig in Morocco. so far, the novel has focused on two such of these drugs - Rapture and Lust.
links below, for those curious:
A Kind of Drug
i now have well over 100 fans on facebook and my site is averaging 30 to 40 unique hits a day.
have you read my serialized novel, A Kind of Drug, yet?
maybe you should.
Facebook
Twitter
have you read my serialized novel, A Kind of Drug, yet?
maybe you should.
My website has been updated again with the fourth part of my ongoing, serialized novel, A Kind of Drug. this portion begins an entirely new direction where all the characters become bunny rabbits and sing songs of joy.
also, they help save the magical elf village.
also, i am a liar.
while you're at my site, feel free to poke around and look at some of my other stories. a few of the plots include an alternate reality where buddhists are terrorists, a taxi driver who thinks he's the messiah, and a mutated vampire who needs semen to survive rather than blood.
if you like, you can also either fan my facebook page or my twitter page for future updates and short, quirky anecdotes about my life as a drunk and an idiot.
ta.
also, they help save the magical elf village.
also, i am a liar.
while you're at my site, feel free to poke around and look at some of my other stories. a few of the plots include an alternate reality where buddhists are terrorists, a taxi driver who thinks he's the messiah, and a mutated vampire who needs semen to survive rather than blood.
if you like, you can also either fan my facebook page or my twitter page for future updates and short, quirky anecdotes about my life as a drunk and an idiot.
ta.
it's friday. and that means there's yet another update to my novel, A Kind of Drug.
you can read all about the adventures of unicorns, rainbows and butterflies (lie) here on my website.
you can find me both on twitter and on facebook.
you can also often find me drunk in a local bar, commenting on how much i hate people. though that's not as useful as the above links. though it is more entertaining.
ciao.
you can read all about the adventures of unicorns, rainbows and butterflies (lie) here on my website.
you can find me both on twitter and on facebook.
you can also often find me drunk in a local bar, commenting on how much i hate people. though that's not as useful as the above links. though it is more entertaining.
ciao.
Chapter 1, Part II of my serialized novel is now online and free to all.
If you enjoy it, please feel free to add me on Facebook or Twitter. Future updates and other humorous brain nuggets will be posted there, as well.
If you enjoy it, please feel free to add me on Facebook or Twitter. Future updates and other humorous brain nuggets will be posted there, as well.
and so it begins. today the first eight pages of my novel have been posted online:
A Kind of Drug - Chapter 1 - Part 1
this is the first of what will no doubt be dozens and dozens of entries as i serialize this novel till its completion.
if you enjoy it, be sure to check back every friday for the newest installment.
and send fruit.
A Kind of Drug - Chapter 1 - Part 1
this is the first of what will no doubt be dozens and dozens of entries as i serialize this novel till its completion.
if you enjoy it, be sure to check back every friday for the newest installment.
and send fruit.
i finished a new short story tonight. it's entitled Buddha, the Destroyer.
you can read it, for free, on my website.
it's about an alternate world where a slight addition to Buddhist doctrine allows for a form of terrorism. it clocks in at about 30 pages.
enjoy or don't enjoy. though i hope you do.
you can read it, for free, on my website.
it's about an alternate world where a slight addition to Buddhist doctrine allows for a form of terrorism. it clocks in at about 30 pages.
enjoy or don't enjoy. though i hope you do.
i hold the bizarre quality of writing well when i'm drunk and depressed.
don't believe me?
my website will be online and fully functional soon. then you can decide for yourself.
for now, i'm off with the sauce and the sad songs.
ciao.
don't believe me?
my website will be online and fully functional soon. then you can decide for yourself.
for now, i'm off with the sauce and the sad songs.
ciao.
