During his service today, the new pope saw his shadow. Sorry everyone, 6 more weeks of lent.
The Girl: You should sit down when you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.
Me: Why would I do that, the seat is always covered with pee.
Me: Why would I do that, the seat is always covered with pee.
Got a new dog "Jack Danger". He was a rescue from a kill shelter. He is a boxer/lab mix and is a very good boy. 


Without power since monday afternoon. It could be much worse though, its really sad seeing what has happened to the jersey shore. I hope everyone is safe.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qWjCkcAmzDc&feature=youtu.be
You have to skip to about 52 seconds. This is too fucking funny. How did this show not take off?
You have to skip to about 52 seconds. This is too fucking funny. How did this show not take off?
I was watching Cinderella with my daughter this morning and was thinking. If the glass slipper was a perfect fit why did it fall off?
In Dallas for a few more days for a company meeting. Been stuck in the Westin since friday...
I'm going to not go on my computer tomorrow, there is no way I"m going to try and fight all that cyber Monday traffic...


