occupation: Servant
current crush: Elizabeth Bathory
most humbling moment: Being stuck on a mountain in Alaska.
i lost my virginity: And still can't find it.
CIGARETTES: I have black lungs
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch
MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.
MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes
POT: I'm a total stoner
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.
I WANT: Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories
