age: 22 (Dec 02, 1989)

MEMBER SINCE: July 2010

occupation: Paratrooper

heroes: Gordon Freeman and Adrian Shepherd

stats: I flash back to wars I was never in. Possibly a side effect of the Philadelphia Experiment.

makes me sad: Broken AC, hot water. Retarded and convoluted regulation. I'm a Joe, not stupid.

body mods: One tattoo, lots of scars from reaching into spinny blades o' death and burny torches of the same.

into: Guns, knives, armor and corsets. If it's tactical, I'm looking at it with something like lust in my eyes

most humbling moment: I put a gas block on fifteen degrees out of index, leaving me holding about two grand worth of over-engineered and awkward bolt-action aircraft aluminum.

makes me happy: Cloud cover, watermelon, ice, Benchmade, FN, Knight's, and LaRue. Sub-minute of angle groups. Manual actions.