bands:

1. I
2. Love
3. ALL
4. Music
5. So
6. Eat
7. My
8. Ass
9. With
10. A Spoon!!!

films:

1. Airplane!
2. Pulp Fiction
3. True Romance
4. any LOTR movie
5. Original Star Wars Trilogy
6. The Shawshank Redemption
7. The Godfather I and II
8. The Goonies
9. Grease
10. Go

books:

1. The Dark Tower series
2. I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell
3. The Rum Diary
4. The Beach

tv shows:

1. Seinfeld
2. Simpsons
3. South Park
4. Sopranos
5. anything UFC
6. Married with Chiidren
7. Entourage
8. Top Chef
9. The Wire

Video Games:

1. Any Metroid game
2. Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic
3. Any Legend of Zelda game
4. Any Tiger Woods Golf game
5. Any Super Mario game

into: you.

not into: you.

makes me happy: you.

makes me sad: you.

vices: porn. candy. video games. video games based on porn and/or candy.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: with my hand on my cock.

occupation: Libation Liberator and Professional Fart Sniffer

current crush: every single Suicide Girl. YUM!

stats: 6' 170 lbs. ex-swimmer with a sweet mini Buddha Belly

body mods: 4 tattoos 1 on each calf 1 on each upper arm want more, lots more.

gets me hot: kissable necks, shoulder cleavage, smooth skin, and anything naughty

favorite position: anything that allows crazy circus monkey sex

sign: Aries - The Ram

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories