age: 40 (Nov 12, 1971)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2011

occupation: Teacher

body mods: One piercing. In my left ear. Edgy, huh?

sign: Scorpio

i lost my virginity: Under circumstances so vanilla it's not worth discussing

stats: Married, non-smoker, social drinker, 5'11" 305 lbs of raw, unadulterated manliness.

most humbling moment: The day I discovered that the world doesn't revolve around me. It was devastating.

gets me hot: Girl-on-girl porn, girls of "alternative beauty," body art and piercings (clitrings especially), sexually-charged song lyrics, erotic poetry andprose erotic dance, lingerie that is sexy but not slutty (something that leaves a little to the imagination)

fantasy: Not sure... I do know that it involves several willing redheads (of SG caliber), an island and an ample supply of Patron.

heroes: Kurt Vonnegut ranks high, as does Stephen King. Raymond Buckland, Scott Cunningham and Raven Grimasi can be listed here as new inductees.

into: Making music, computers, creative writing, Bokononism and studying pagan religions

crush: Orange