"well, I finally got to meet you, so now...your testimonial. you seem very very sweet, smart, and a bit standoffish. for that, you get extra love."

"Oooooh man. Its too bad Nick Amenta wasn't born a chick, cause THIS guy is one HOT PIECE OF ACE, if ya know what I mean.

Seriously ladies, he's into anime, likes to cuddle, and hes REALLY in touch with his feminine side. Sure he cries in his sleep, but you should do him anyways. C'mon, its not like you've got anything else planned for the night..."