age: 30 (Oct 21, 1982)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2008

occupation: Handicapped stall safety technician... ;)

body mods: All natural mods: crescent moon birthmark on my shoulder, and assorted scars.

fantasy: Getting caught fucking Sarah Palin behind the curtain of the Republican National convention.

heroes: Maddox, for going the distance.

stats: 100%

makes me sad: Cruelty, avarice, injured animals, innocent people being hurt

sign: Do Not Pet The Buffalo

gets me hot: Fishnets, nerd girls, heels, brunettes, redheads and the sun.

makes me happy: Orgasms, sombreros, headbutting, and motorcycles.

crush: Coke cans

most humbling moment: Birth.