age: 88 (Apr 19, 1924)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2005

occupation: observing weaknesses

stats: UN F'N REAL

makes me sad: old people

gets me hot: Small chicks with tats and piercings.

sign: 8XH8

into: Freaks

i lost my virginity: actually it's in a baggy in the freezer

makes me happy: girls who get right up in my face

most humbling moment: ...I don't remember eating that!

heroes: LUCI SUICIDE

fantasy: More like goal. To take over the world, of course.