age: 27 (Dec 24, 1985)
MEMBER SINCE: March 2005
occupation: Caretaker of a very old house in Carrollton Missouri with 30 cats, 5 dogs, 3 birds, and a fish pond.
crush: Sinning
makes me sad: Politics, Friends that suck, did I mention Politics? POLITICS!!! My amazing inability to spell.
body mods: A crown of thorns
i lost my virginity: To a unicorn, it sodomized me. With elves.
heroes: None of your fucking business and ill thank you to stay out of my personal life.
into: Disc golf, riding my bike, camping, music, drinking, drinking alone(not by choice mind you), imbibing alcohol, eating strange and exotic mushrooms, like the Morel...and psilocybin...
fantasy: My fantasy is that I will get amazing grades in college, transfer to a 4-year college, study abroad, become an english professor/writer. I will travel the world solving mysteries and going on adventures. Then I will return home and write a novel based on my most recent expieriences. I will meet an amazing women with a cool accent who is sharp as a tack and can pick up the slack
makes me happy: Music, Books, Writing, Tattoos, Friends that don't suck, Booze with aformentioned friends that lack in sucking, going to concerts/shows, hanging out anywhere. Talking to people I haven't seen in a long time after running into them on the street(thats a strange one) Politics
most humbling moment: I must have changed my profile around when I was drunk, or something, I don't remember any of this.
gets me hot: Girls, generally. Nature sometimes, like thunderstorms and walnuts.













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