So i always wondered if deaf people would make a good mime. So i always wanted to open my own resturant. And im gonna have specials like tube steak tuesdays. Or buy one meat tube get the other half off. So who ever says that a circle cant fit into a square hole. Well guess what? There fucking wrong. Cause a small circle can fit in a large square hole. I think jello should be added to matter. what is matter? Its either a liquid, a solid or a gas. So what the fuck is jello. If u ask me its a liquid solid. But thats not possible. So i think the line up should be.. Liquid, soild, gas and anything else...JELLO...Im so awsome i should have a movie written about me. Whenever i type LOL i try to laugh out loud that way i dont contradict myself. Even if its not really funny. Chetoos are yummy. I think im gonna bring back old school words. I cant think of any at the moment but when i do think of them im gonna bring them back like JT brought sexy back. I think we should put all the stupid people on an island. And give them everything they need to survive. And then we should put cameras all over and make a show out of it. And see how long stupidity can last before they become extinct. And then right before there all dead we catch them and put them on the indangered speices list. Sometimes i wish i had a tail. That way when i went out and i seen someone i didnt like i would spill there drink all over them and then blame the fact that i cant control my tail and it was an accident. But i would know full well that i can control my tail. And i would laugh over and over agian about it like this 'hahahahahaha i knocked over that guys drink and it was funny'.... Ok so moving on. So how do u tell ugly people that god didnt like them with out being rude? I think they should make a wii sex. For all them lonly nerds that have no chance of ever scoring.. I would own one. Penis pumps are unsafe and should never be used when drunk..But i wouldnt know. OK well im done.. Peace out.. Love jesus and your local drunk bum... Cause you never know that bum might be jesus in a disguise...

So i have to meny random thoughs. And they are to cool to keep to my self. So the person that though of the name wet dream should be smacked. It should be changed to 'What the fuck i slept thru the best part of an orgasm and now i have a mess to clean up dream'. So im sick of people complain they have such a shitty life. Well they should be thankful that there not a dung beetle eatting shit and rolling it into lil poop balls. So they say what goes up must come down. Well thats smart. But they should also have said make sure you get out of the way when it comes down. Why is pinp pong an olympic sport? What idiot pushed to get that on the agenda? I want to meet him so i can kick him in the nuts. The olympics are boring enough as it is.. I think cheese should be different colors that way you cant say you accidently got the wrong cheese. No fuck you thats a bullshit reason i wanted swiss...Well thats what i was thinking so stay tuned cause theres more to come hahahahahahaha

So they say that sharks attack surfers cause they look like seals. But what if we made surf boards look like sharks? Would they attack then? So i read this story how chap stick is an actual addiction and that people go to meets for it. Thats awsome cause now i can say i have an addiction. So people say dogs that chase there tails are stupid. Well maybe humans should have a tail. That way we can tell who needs to be put down. Or at least put on a leash. So i was thinking about the story about the cow that jumped over the moon. So i looked into it. And i found out that the cow did jump over the moon. but when he landed he trampled the farmer and killed him. So the cow went on trial and he was found guilty and given the death penelty. So they sent him to the butcher. And you know what happens after that. So i want to paint a elephant pink. And then set him free in the wild and take pics of it and act like i found a new specises of elepahnt. I was walking down the street and i seen a biscit and a spoon holding hands. And before i could say anything i seen a butter knife run up and cut the biscit in half and jelly went every where. So moral of the story. If your a biscit never cheat on the knife with the spoon. So ive come to realize that the guy who said everything good comes to an end. Was one miserable man and needs a hug. So i dont get why people call me weird. I dont think its right for people to judge me like that. Just cause i like to collect toe jam and name them doesnt me im weird.

So some people have hit list. And well i think thats kinda dumb. Cause i think you should have more creative lists. Like im making a kick u in the nuts repeatily list.. And i have a couple people. Like the guy who came up with 'its better to have loved then lost' What an idiot. You know that guy must have been alone all his life. Other then his goats. And the guy that got ping pong as olympic sport. Yeah he deserves it. And the only way you can play anything with a ping pong ball and still be cool. Is if four throwing it in a cup filled with beer. I think there should be a common sence law. If you get hurt doing something stupid. And common sence told you that you shouldnt have done that. Well then you have no right to sue anyone. Like come on who the fuck was dumb enough to eat the lil packet you get in your shoe box? And people are like its for lil kids so they dont eat it. Ok makes sence but not meny kids that would do something like that can read. DUH... I dont get some of the things that people do. I think we shouldnt have them labels. Then maybe there would be less stupid people in the world. Like people who drank bleach to get rid of aids.. Thats smart.. And if i affened anyone who read this. Well then maybe your one of them people. So sue me.. I think im gonna open a drive thru strip club. They will be on every corner like CVS.. I have though of a way to save sea lions form sharks. We should use fat people as bait. Think about it. There fat and usless. And yeah sea lions are kinda usless also. But least there cute to look at. Also that would increase are food supply and we can feed the poor... OK well i think im done for now. But if you have any names that you can think of that you want on my list then let me know...

As i walk through the vally of the shadow of death. I ask my self did i live my life to the fullest and the way i wanted too. Did the things i do change anyones life for the better? Did the things i do well serving change anything in the world? Was i the best son,brother,cousin and friend i could be? And for all the people i hurt will they ever forgive? And as thouse thoughts went through my head. Death reached out his hand and told me its time to go. And as i started to reach for his hand. I realized its not my time. Theres to meny things i have to accomplish before i talk that walk with death. And at that moment all the darkness went away and a weight was lifted off my sholders. But you have to ask youe self. What what would your final thoughts be if death taped you on the sholder and said its time to go?

So my story starts of in Fla. Im on leave from S. Korea. And my leave wasnt going to well. Cause the first couple days i was there i was in the sun to long and got second degree burns on my back. But i was home. So i was staying with my mom. And shes has a nice lil house. Well shes a big animal lover. So she has one dog. Tiny lil thing that you could kick a hundred yards easily. And the she has two cats. One is max. Hes a orange and beige striped cat. And the pther is Pita (Pain In The Ass) Thats what he names stands for. Well let me tell you a lil about Pita. Well one day Pita was outside wondering around like he always dose.This was way before i came home just so you know. Cause hes a indoor/outdoor cat. Well some bastard children. Though it would be cool or something to hit him in the head with a golf club. It almost killed Pita. But my mom being the way she was decided to nurse him back to health. Well Pita had a full recovery. As far as heath wise. Be sence the accident he was retarted. And if you just met pita you could see. Cause we would walk into walks and he walked crooked. So if you didnt know what happen to him you would know that there was something wrong. Well cause he was the way he was. He didnt get along with Max. So they had to be separated. One would stay in the room or in the house. As the other one would roam the house or outside. Well my story with pita begins. It was about 10am and i was about to jump in the shower. Cause me and my mom and stepdad were going to the flea market. Well max was in my room. And Pita was roaming the house. So i was in the bathroom and about to get in when i forgot my razor. So i put my towel on and walk into my room and get my stuff. As i walked out i must have not closed the door all the way. Cause when i got into the bathroom i heard this loud cat hissing and growling.So i run out of the bathroom and open my door all the way in my bedroom. There are Max and Pita battling it out. Cat hair flying everywhere. It looked like they were having a shaving contest with clippers. Cause i dont think ive seen so much hair fly off of a cat. And as soon as they heard me they stopped. Max ran away. And pita just stood there. Well as im looking at pita he slowly turned his to look at me. Then all of the sudden he shoots under the bed in my room.So im still standing in the door way trying to get max to leave so i can keep pita in my room. Next thing i know pita shoots out from under the bed. And gets ahold of my leg. At this point he is slicing and dicing my leg up. Biting and scraching the shot out of my leg. So i grabbed him by the back of the neck and had to rip him off of me. Cause he had his claws and teeth buried in my leg. So i get him off my leg. And i think it will be ok. Cause i had him by the back of the neck. Well before i knew it he had some how turned around and buried his teeth in my wrist. Wrapped his front arms around my arm and used his back legs to slice up my arm. So i grabbed him by the back of the neck again and ripped him off again. And threw him out into the hall way. I heard him hit the wall. And i slammed the door behind me. Well i though i was safe. Next thing i know hes got his lil paws under the door. As if he was not done and wanted somemore.After about a min he stopped. So i figured he was done and walked away. So i open the door. to find him in attack mode. So as soon as i opened the door he jumped at me. Lucky i was able to close the door fast enough. I heard his lil body hit the door. At that time i put some shorts on. And i was calling to my mom out my window to come get pita. She kept asking me why. But i kept saying it till she did. So she got pita and put him outside. And she knocked on my door to ask me why and what was wrong. As i open the door my mom begins to flipout. I dodnt know what was wrong at first cause it wasnt clicking. But i looked down and my leg and arm are covered in blood. He cut me open like i was in surgery. And where he bite me in my wrist. He cut something with his teeth. Cause i couldnt move my thunb, pointer or middle finger. Well i cleaned myself up and took a shower. Which was very painfull by the way. Before we left my mom let him back in. So as i walk out of the bathroom. Theres pita standing at the end of the hallway staring at me.He walked ups to me and begine to purr. As if nothing happen. As i looked at him his paws were still covered in blood... About a month later he left the house and never came back is what i heard. So that is my story...And the moral of the story is....If you see two cats fighting and one is retarted. RUN..Do not try to break it up. And if you ever have to battle a ferious beast like the one i got attacked by. It took meny hours of consuling to get me to talk about it. Im mentally scared for life. And my feelings towards cats have changed. Very few have survived a attack like mine. Im just glad to be able to tell me story. lol lol

Ever just sat in a quite room? And realized how loud your thoughs can be. I hate that. I dont think i have ever had a clear mind. Theres always something. And no matter how much i write it down. Theres always something else that follows. Like theres never enough paper to put it on. Or ink to write it down. Or strenth to keep writing it. And your the only one thats listens. You think if you ever shut it out you would be the same person? Or that you would do some of the things you do? Maybe the insane thoughs are what keeps us sane.

How do u react when you here that you just lost a friend? Not just a frined but a couple of friends. thats worst news ive heard in my life. Why did they have to go? They were still so young. And with familys to take care of. I cant even cry for them. Ive known them for so long and yet i feel like im wrong cause i cant even shed a tear for them. Is there something wrong with me? The hardest part is that i cant say goodbye. Not the way i would like too. So this is my goodbye. To my good friends that lost. I hope that the gates of heavn are open and waiting. I will never forget you guys. And the memories i have will live on in my thoughs. Even though your lost. Your not forgotten.