If you order pizza, please don't leave your motherfucking NANNY to pay for it. They don't tip me. Ever. Because it's not their pizza. It's yours. Be a decent fucking person and pay for it yourself you useless twats. I'm doing your lazy asses a favour by doing the half hour round trip to bring the food to your door. Fuck you. I hope you all die in a god damned fire.

I have just had the shittiest day of work I can remember. That includes driving through the winter which involved getting my car stuck and nearly getting killed on an ice covered hill. At least when I got stuck there were people with decent enough souls to help push my sorry ass out of the drifts.

Thankfully I have a big ol' glass of rye to help me shake off the evening.

Really tempted to become one of those disgruntled employees who anonymously blogs about their shitty work experience.