Since my last update I have:

- seen two of my best friends get married
- played golf on the nicest course I have ever seen (and will likely ever see)
- lost one job
- gone to yoga and reminded myself how out of shape I really am
- almost finished watching seasons 3 and 4 of House with Jody

Now, for something completely different...

I had two dreams last night. The first involved going on a road trip to Portland. This is a little odd because I've never been to Portland and have no idea what it looks like. It was also a 30 minute drive instead of something like 14 hours. In my dream I randomly showed up, having failed to notify anyone I was coming and spent the next few hours wandering around trying to find people I knew. I couldn't find anyone but instead ended up in a bizarre street brawl. Can't remember if it was my fault or not. Quite possible.

At this point I was woken up by some douchebag running a leaf blower at 8 AM. Some tossing and turning and I was back asleep just in time to...

Film a behind the scenes documentary for a brand new Monty Python film. This whole dream is a bit fuzzy but apparently Graham Chapman isn't dead and everything looks like 1977.

I don't know what any of this means.