age: 36 (Jan 31, 1976)
MEMBER SINCE: September 2004
occupation: A mix between a therapist and a babysitter who can beat up the clients if need be (no...really)
body mods: Tatoo -celtic cross
heroes: Tim Silva, Forrest Griffin, Oscar the Grouch, and Denis Leary.
i lost my virginity: and I still cannot find it.
most humbling moment: Everytime I draw breath
sign: Dead End
makes me sad: Lack of friends with interest even remotely similar to mine. Friends who only call me when they want to go out drinking because I am the only single person they know.
gets me hot: Tatoos, Intelligence, Long necks, Flat stomachs, humor, and women who understand 95% of my jokes and find them funny.
crush: Someone who is unfortunately taken
fantasy: A pink umbrella, rubber gloves, midgets, and Twizzlers
stats: Not good with math
The Dark Knut
Hairy Pooter and the Sorcerer's Bone
The Nutbook
The Ex-men
Marley and Me and a Midget and a Pink Umbrella and a Trampoline and...
The Lord of the Cock Rings: The Fellowship of the Cock Ring
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: At Whores End
Butt Pirates of the Caribbean: She-man's Chest
Foreskin Hump
The Incredible Bulk (in my pants)
Just know that reading this has killed a minimum of 5 brain cells.
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