What SG's have you bit in person?

A gentleman doesn't dicuss such matters.

love me

Is it six yet? Do you have any regrets? If you didn't get your full fifteen minutes...

Males between 15 and 78

Once we've liquidated all of the surplus population can we make gloves out of them?

You've got quite a keel to haul, now doncha Lass?

You've got quite a keel to haul, now doncha Lass?

Nice Guys Vs Bad Boys

Grr. Maybe we could round up all the Celt/Viking/Iberian/Norman/Anglo sword wielding...

Sid's blog on July 30, 2006

*this emote is redeemable for one hug at any point in the future* I hope circumstances...

I'm going on a road trip!

On tuesday I'm driving from Anchorage, Alaska to Minneapolis, Minnesota. I haven't...

Road Head

The trick is to get a truck with bench seats three across.

Twwly: Invasion

I... don't know what I can really say. I used to have nightmares about the Alien,...

How many people have you really...

I think it's something like 12. I usually forget someone whenever I count, and I can...

Zombie Creation

If you're going by the viral theory there are a few viruses that have some very impressive...

Your weapon of choice

You can get a conversion kit for the Tokyo Marui Thompson SMG Airsoft gun that will...

The greatest educational book ever

Cool.

Things I want to find

Ebay is a good bet. I guess funcoland is out of business but there are still some...

Why is bestiality wrong?

Because parasites?

Kerry for President? =gag=

Yeah, we get it. But the other choice is between a rich, old, white guy or a rich,...

reasons to abstain from giving and recieving head?

Maybe he has a geas?

Silly

I avoid those mini existential crisises by being playful. Sex is just too silly not...

Charlton Heston Science Fiction movies.

"Screw the world, let's save ritchie." is now in the running for my favorite lines...

malkav11's blog on July 28, 2006

I usually just put them outside. But the call is always for murder.

Charlton Heston Science Fiction movies.

I just watched Soylent Green, and I'm starting The Omega Man. On top of that I'm a...

What are you reading right now?

The Necronomicon. What? Why are you all looking at me like that?

This board isn't dark enough for me

If I don't I'm writing the publisher and demanding a refund.

ASK DRUNK SIV

Dear drunk Siv, Do you love me! (Chorus) Do you love me! Do you love me!

This board isn't dark enough for me

I could go turn down the lights, maybe burn some incense... Ooh, I know what will...

Silly

I blow raspberries on peoples bellies when I getting naked in good comapny, and I...

The day I lost all hope in President Bush

I dunno. Being overrun by lizard people would be pretty awesome. Do these lizard people...

Ask Ryu Hayabusa

Dear Hayabusa-sama, Where is the nearest Ninja likely to be? Sincerely, Frank.

current fashion trends that drive you insane.

Most of the kids at my school do that. It's easier than sticking them just about anywhere...

Skinny guys get in here

(image) In just seven days we can make you a MAN!

Hot New Drug: Mothballs!!

Oh. Well, I guess that makes sense. I'm going to go make myself a mothball sandwhich...

Girls in men's clothes

Everyone knows that "real" men wear loinclothes made of bunny fur and carhartt's.

If you have sex with so and so I'll lose respect for you!

I've heard this a couple of times. I've even heard of someone who encountered "Okay,...

Hot New Drug: Mothballs!!

Wait... what... What are mothballs made of? They can't be anything good.

You've got quite a keel to haul, now doncha Lass?

You've got quite a keel to haul, now doncha Lass?

Do you believe in magic?

Ahem. I can make explosions using three commonly occuring materials, cure illness...

Fractal: Taxidermy

Fahoobiejoobie

Nice Guys Vs Bad Boys

Oddly enough, total badasses with kind hearts don't get much play either. If anyone...

Tempest's blog on July 24, 2006

Sure

Dead Girls

It seems as though, were this picture expanded to include more of the ladies body,...