into: Psychobilly, Hot Rods, Old school choppers beer the color and consistency of used motor oil, and being outside.

makes me happy: kicking hippies in the head

makes me sad: W

5 things i can't live without: 20W40, pomade, my dog, the 57 Chevy wagon and bowing shirts

vices: I prefer my hair greasy, my fingernails dirty and I'm completely unimpressed when girls cry, but I'm as honest as the 16th president, as loyal as a good hound dog, and I've never killed anyone without a good reason.

 

gender: male

occupation: I pick up trash off the side of the road

current crush: Polly Purebred

body mods: Back piece, several other large custom pieces, prince albert.

gets me hot: rockabilly and geek chic girls; especially if they have an interesting nose

favorite position: sitting in front of my computer

fantasy: To have a 6 inch fairy girlfriend who secretly rides around in my shirt pocket naked. She gives great hand jobs by wrapping her arms and legs around me and flapping her wings to go up and down.

sign: here, press hard-three copies

i lost my virginity: outdoors to a married woman

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

I WANT: Friendship, Online flirting.

MY STATUS: single

MY DIET:

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

POT: Nope

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Bars, afterparties, home by dawn. Support local music. Go to a show. Stay in and watch old movies on tv.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Retro, Punk, Rockabilly, Geek.