People ask why I'm always in sunglasses; here's my 7 point treatise: (1) It's bright out! (2) If it's not bright out, it was, and on my face is the safest place for 'em. (3) I'm from SoCal... deal with it. (4) When I take 'em off, everyone wants to try 'em on. (5) Squinting gives me a headache (6) I'm not-so-secretly checking you out... and you're probably OK with that. (7) I look good!
