age: 48 (Nov 06, 1964)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2005

occupation: Bar Stool Holder-Downer

gets me hot: sometimes all it takes is a good stiff breeze

makes me sad: people who take themselves too seriously... really, unwad your underwear and smile once in a while

most humbling moment: my whole life has been a study in humbling moments

sign: Scorpio

body mods: One measly tattoo, trying for a beer belly but it just isn't forming up too well

stats: BP 115/80

makes me happy: my little circle of friends

i lost my virginity: yes, and if you see it please return it (but don't touch it... you don't know where it's been)

fantasy: I'm driving down the road and no one is pissing me off