The Green Party had a nice little run, but they have clearly turned into the joke they were always destined to be. The Green Party began in 1991 and was...

Good for you. I mean it. You survived another week and can now enjoy the fruits of your living: The Asshole Fuckface Roundup. Feel free to take a moment...

Water is a finite resource. The planet doesnÂ’t make more. IÂ’m not going to explain it to you, because you should have learned it in 6th grade. One would...

Holy shit, just when you think the right wing canÂ’t be more retarded, WALL-E comes out and...

Just one day after Americans celebrated the birth of their horrible nation, they can celebrate something more important: Asshole Fuckface Roundup Day.

The American economy is about to come to a grinding halt. You are totally fucked if you buy food, gas or anything. The U.S. economy is not just slowing...

ItÂ’s time to start dragging Bush Republicans out of their homes and urinating on their faces. If that is not possible, we should hold them down and rub...

Guten Morgen! Aujourd'hui est le Roundup de los Asshole Fuckfaces! How great is that? Yes, we have survived another week and now our eyes can feast...

There are a couple of reasons why gas prices are shooting through the roof. One, is obviously because oil companies get to make a shit load of money and...

The current Democrats are the weakest, most spineless fucks ever to grace the halls of Congress. After months of attempting destroy the 4th amendment,...

Now that we are in the middle of an energy disaster brought on by years of idiotic energy policy that were begun under the Grand Retard, Ronald Reagan,...

Sometimes the Asshole Fuckface Roundup is the worst thing that will happen to you all month. This is one of those Roundups. It is going to be a horrible...

The Idaho Senate race is a smorgasbord of win. Does any other state have a senator retiring because he tried to fuck a guy in an airport shitter? Does...

Last week, I broke down the Democratic vice presidential possibilities and this week IÂ’m going to cross the aisle to where the demons live and break down...

The Roundup is celebrating its semi-centennial and here you are reading it. You lucky son of a bitch. You are actually reading the Asshole Fuckface Roundup.

Now that we have finally picked our candidates, after a horribly long and unnecessary primary season, itÂ’s time for the nominees to choose their Vice Presidential...

John McCain is an insanely rich man. Johnny and his wife own eight houses. ThatÂ’s pretty sweet. How many houses do you own? The wife is an heiress...

Merry Asshole Fuckface Day. This is the day you look forward to all week, because it makes you feel better about your life. The Buddha was the first guy...

Ahh, the Olympics: the traditions; the majesty; the competitive spirit; the graceful athleticism and the...the...

If the Internet must die, IÂ’m okay with it happening in Texas first. Texans deserve some sort of suffering for inflicting George Bush on the rest of the...