The first of one vice presidential debates will be held tonight in Saint Louis, Missouri. Most expect it to be a spectacular failure of the candidate they...

I have to say it is pure joy to watch Sarah PalinÂ’s political career peak and turn to dust in a matter of weeks. ItÂ’s actually hard to believe just 27 days...

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This week was an epic week for Asshole Fuckfacery. So much so that I actually became enraged when I wrote this. Seriously. What horrible, horrible people.

John McCain is too old to be president. ItÂ’s pretty simple. The office ages you dramatically. Just take a look at before and after pictures of Bush and...

John McCain has always been completely full of shit, but over the past decade, many people jumped on the “Straight Talk Express.” He appeared to be a refreshing...

Asshole Fuckface is not just a label. The term can also be used as a verb, such as, “I am going to do some serious Asshole Fuckfacing today.” Since the...

Did you think the presidential campaign had gotten ugly? Well, you were wrong. Forget McCainÂ’s lie laced ads claiming Obama wants to teach kindergartners...

Hello, fellow Asshole Fuckface hater. This week we have a smörgåsbord of Asshole Fuckfaces. For centuries my people have been scouring the Earth, looking...

The Republicans nearly had a circle jerk last week over the fact that McCain was a POW. They managed to avoid topics like heath care, the economy, Iraq...

John McCain and his followers are stroking themselves daily because “he was right” about the surge. See, according to the right wing distorters, the surge...

This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and IÂ’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. ThatÂ’s how alive works.

This week was an avalanche of Asshole Fuckfacery and IÂ’m glad you survived. I know you survived because you are reading this. ThatÂ’s how alive works.

For a man who spent five years in a POW prison, McCain sure is a relentless pussy. HeÂ’s having a big boo hoo party over AmericaÂ’s questioning of his moronic...

Yes, I wrote that headline. Mostly because itÂ’s true. In the most cynical Vice Presidential choice I have ever seen, McCain picked a woman, simply because...

Ah, Asshole Fuckfacing. ItÂ’s a glorious thing to behold, not because itÂ’s beautiful, but because it makes you think you are a better person than you actually...

While the amazing, four-day Democratic commercial goes on, I thought this would be a good time to revisit a topic that has dropped off the grid since the...

You filthy mongrels may be surprised, but I believe Joe Biden was the best possible choice Barack Obama could have made. This is pretty simple reasoning,...

I have been told Asshole Fuckfaces now check this site every Saturday, weary of exposure. They then head to the Asshole Fuckface chat room and discuss...

George Bush provided the world with another example of his shocking stupidity yesterday, when the U.S. signed...