Asshole Fuckface Roundup. YouÂ’ve been waiting one whole week to read those sweet, sweet words. And now here they are, staring you right in the face. I know,...

ItÂ’s hard to figure out the worst George Bush accomplishment. ItÂ’s a smorgasbord of horrors. The Iraq War is obviously up there, as is the slaughter of...

There are only a few ways to stop a Lieberman. First you have to understand it. Most Liebermans were once like us. Our current Lieberman is called Joe.

Well, well, well, look whoÂ’s back. You just canÂ’t stay away, can you? Like the taste of a good Asshole Fuckface Roundup, donÂ’t you? You need it. You yearn...

Yesterday was like getting a blowjob followed by a kick to the balls. First Obama won the presidency. Amazing historical moment. I kept looking at the faces...

This is what will occur today. There will be no deviating from this prediction. I am NostradaReaper.

In order of when the states are called:

Kentucky...

The election is upon us. Today may be the largest turnout for a presidential election is US history. Many people are predicting 130 million voters will...

Sweet Asshole Fuckface Saturday. Many people don’t know that Asshole Fuckfaces actually have a peculiar odor about them. Many have described it as “a hobo...

I know. ItÂ’s shocking. But, I keep hearing it. The guy can still lose this thing, even though when you look at the electoral map, he is kicking the shit...

The Republican Party is coming apart at the seams. What a shame. CouldnÂ’t have happened to a nicer bunch of douchebags. It really is a joy to watch extremists...

Asshole Fuckfacery is a living, breathing thing. It cannot die, it can only be wounded. The way to wound Asshole Fuckfacery is to drag it into the light...

Watching the rapid descent of Michelle Bachmann is a wonderful thing. For those of you unfamiliar with the raging idiot, she is a Congresswoman from Minnesota.

Now that we are getting down to the final days of the campaign, itÂ’s time to take a look at how Republicans will steal this election. Bush stole the 2000...

This was a stellar week for Asshole Fuckfacing. They really should be proud of themselves. Asshole Fuckfaces have been at it since the dawn of time. The...

Californians will be voting on a very interesting proposition in three weeks. Proposition 2 is about animal cruelty. Not the ones that live in our houses,...

I canÂ’t figure out most of what the fuck is going on with this crisis, because no one really knows how bad it is and Republicans are trying to blame black...

Well, I cannot believe we have survived this far with all of the Asshole Fuckfacery going on. This week, I get to focus on something that has been pointed...

In what may be the most pathetic villain campaign since the War on Christmas, Republicans have picked a new bad guy: the Association...

For years I have listened to right wing lunatics, like Rush Limbaugh, describe a liberal who does not exist. Right wing radio is full of non-stop blathering...

Picking Asshole Fuckfaces is not easy. It can be quite stressful and, in my case, has led to the end of 16 marriages. So, to help with the stress, every...