America may, in the very near future, be harboring a war criminal from justice. His name is George W. Bush. Maybe a few war criminals, in fact. Dick Cheney,...

Smell that? ThatÂ’s the smell of Asshole Fuckfaces. It kind of smells like someone opened up a pigÂ’s anus and inserted hate. ItÂ’s not pleasant at all. Now...

The Republican self-destruction has transitioned from amusing to completely ridiculous. IÂ’d like to say Louisiana Governor Bobby JindalÂ’s response to ObamaÂ’s...

Today I am writing the Asshole Fuckface Roundup from the jury assembly room in Burbank, California. It seems an appropriate place, considering so many...

America is clearly overburdened with morons. They are a loud, uneducated group of people who live by one slogan: Taxes Are Bad. No matter the situation,...

Hello, Minions. ItÂ’s been an entire and brutal week since the last Asshole Fuckface Roundup, which means you have spent 6 days in a vacuous wasteland. Thankfully,...

These are exciting times for America. A new leader is rising out of the ashes and he could be dumber and brasher than anyone weÂ’ve seen in quite some time.

I am writing this Asshole Fuckface Roundup on an aeroplane. I am in the sky, flying far above all the disgusting Asshole Fuckfaces in the US of A, while...

California is officially a complete and total disaster. Our system of government is set up to fail. We have, as a populace, made such amazingly shortsighted...

This is a monumental day for the Roundup. We have moved to Friday. Not Saturday, as you heathens are accustomed to. I can only take it as a sign of the...

Never thought IÂ’d make this comment, but the Democrats are handling Rush Limbaugh with brutal efficiency. For many years, Democrats have been terrified...

As I sit in my moist anti-Asshole Fuckface fort, which is made out of wood and the cries of children, I am weeping. I weep as I read all of the Asshole...

ItÂ’s quite amusing to watch the Screen Actors Guild break out into a full-blown...

The right wing has had a jerk off torture fantasy going for the past 7 years. Despite all contrary evidence, they believe we have Jack Bauers running about,...

Here we are again, staring another Asshole Fuckface Roundup in the face. DonÂ’t be scared. Several Asshole Fuckfaces were sent to obscurity this week, rarely...

I really didnÂ’t expect Obama to publicly chastise George W. Bush during his inaugural...

Welcome, Barry. You are already my favorite black president and youÂ’ve only been on the job one day. ThatÂ’s all kinds of awesome. Keep it up. To get through...

You know, people said that the federal response was slow. Don’t tell me the federal...

Conservatives have begun their push to pretend as if George Bush was not a horrible president. For them, it is personal. They voted for the guy, so the...

One of the great things about Obama taking over is we get to watch corrupt, horrible government employees lose their jobs. Take the Pentagon. Last month,...