Welcome to the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. We do this shit here weekly. We have to. If we didnÂ’t, the worldÂ’s Asshole Fuckfaces would be sauntering about...

The manner in which we have destroyed our economy is astounding. We are so far from understanding and correcting our massive fuck ups that even this current...

Occasionally, as Asshole Fuckface will be ignored during a Roundup. This can occur for several reasons. Often, there are worse Asshole Fuckfaces committing...

ObamaÂ’s going to pick a Supreme Court nominee this year. This will be the first time we are going to have a justice picked by a non-asshole since the 90Â’s.

Many people think Asshole Fuckfaces are a dime a dozen. You could not be more wrong. Since ancient times, my family has been searching out Asshole Fuckfaces...

I do enjoy watching the Democratic leadership stumble and bumble their way to ineffectiveness. It's just so absurd and stupid, all one can do is chuckle.

Dear Baby Jesus,

Please help me warn the good people about the horrible people. I feel the masses must know what the awful people are doing and why they...

Mexico is sending a present. ItÂ’s kind of a shitty present because it can kill you. Totally not cool, Mexico. ItÂ’s almost like you donÂ’t care about all...

It is time for you to put on your best pair of golashes to spelunk through the Asshole Fuckfaces. For you, itÂ’s just a good time and a way to make yourself...

Diary entry - 4/18/1312

Had a very good day today. Woke up early, as the rain had broken through the straw roof. Again. Me bed of leaves is in need...

Asshole Fuckface Roundup log.

Friday, April 17th, 2009. Have been searching for days. Losing sleep, energy and sexual stamina. Located several candidates.

I have to admit, the greatest thing since Obama took over the presidency is watching Glenn BeckÂ’s quick descent into insanity. It really is epic theater...

Hello, minions. After a week absence, I have returned. I apologize for not being there for you on Tuesday. An Asshole Fuckface entered my right eustachian...

Here we are again, my legion. The time has come for the latest horrifying installment of the Asshole Fuckface Roundup. While there are no greater Asshole...

The fun of watching Harry Reid poke his anus into the air for all to penetrate never seems to end. He is one of the weakest men in Washington, completely...

The time has come for you to absorb the hideous actions of this weekÂ’s Asshole Fuckfaces. It is a horrible bunch of horribles. Many of my minions ask how...

Prepare to have your asses blown off by tales of disturbing and horrible Asshole Fuckfacery. That’s right, it’s Asshole Fuckface day, which means I’m...

Michael Steele is the gift that keeps giving. For those of you who donÂ’t know, Steele took over as Republican National Committee Chair a couple of months...

Here we are. I know, it has been an entire week of desperate waiting. Fear not, the moment you yearned for has arrived. ItÂ’s Asshole Fuckface Roundup time.