I haven't had a drink in like 36 hours. I really feel like I'm turning a corner.

Last night I had a fever of like 101. Weird.

I also have a big zit right between my eyes. It is very sexy.

Oh, dear God. Hungover again. It's been quite a week.

My old roommate from New York is out here becuase his brother died in a ugly motorcycle accident. Kid was only 23.

So I took him out drinking. Ended up at a Raggae club where there was a DJ and guys going freestyle Raggae. Interesting. Never thought I would have been in a place like that. They had quite a bit of beer, though, which I drank.

The night didn't end til 5 am. I'm too old for this shit.

I am hungover. Some asshole named Gerry_D called me at 11 pm and asked me if I wanted to drink beer at a bar. Obviously I couldn't say no. Now I am hunover. What a cunt.

I return tomorrow, sexy, bigger and more assholy.

I will no longer be writing for the newswire. We had fun while it lasted, didn't we?

My life just became much easier.

I do not read the comments in the threads. I am better than you. Do not bother me.

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