I'm driving down the street in my canoe when I get a flat tire . How many biscuits are in the dog house ? None..theres no bones in ice cream ...

You can't change your name? Are they afraid we'll forget you, and have to go through another six months of "how can this man be serious" hysteria?

Because he's the opposition manager and if I get him angry enough for him to turn round, I'll be able to look into his eyes and I WILL HAVE SEEN TRUE ANGER and be able to harness it. Or something.

Nah, I'm in the terraces anyway behind the goal, the Doncaster Road End. The ground still has standing,

I've noticed.

Did you notice that our beloved Monstertruck is no more?

And you know he will.

Still, it's a shame that his passing went, mostly, unnoticed and entirely unheralded. And, it's just a shame that we'll never know which ranting was the one that finally tipped the scale.

Yeah, Buddhist. It's one of only two religions (the other being Taoism, of course) that fits with the whole "atheist" thing.

I didn't end up in Omaha by choice, that's for sure. That's just where I got stuck while I finish off the last two years of my commitment to the government.

As for California, I was born and grew up in Pasadena. My dad still owns a house in Altadena. He wants to tour the country in his RV for retirement, so I'm kind of hoping I can live in his house while I go to school.

But I have no definite plans.

Of course you can change your name.