Member: Faye

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MAY 5, 2008 @ 01:21 PM

Alright, so I'm BORED...I took today off work to heal my poor lil ears BUT it was fuckin rubbish because both my roommates worked from home today. THEY ALWAYS WORK FROM HOME. (I prolly shouldn't complain because this is their house.) So now I'm confined to my room like I have been all weekend. And every time I leave it - things are just weird....ugh fuck. I want to be in the batcave right now instead so badly.

So...I was thinking...

What do you think your ex would tell your now bf/gf or future bf/gf about being with you?

Not in a DON'T DO IT! Kind of way, but like...quirky kind of things to look out for. You know?

I think mine would say something like:

1) She karate chops you if you wake her up when she's in a deep sleep.
2) She rolls around and steals brownies when she gets REALLY drunk.
3) She breaks things constantly but feels really bad so she tries to hide them....even though you'll always find them and know it was her.
4) You will constantly find hair elastics and random pairs of underwear all over your room.
5) When she's sick always bring her gingerale. Never even try to make her go to the doc because she wont.
6) Let her do the laundry but help out with the dishes or else she gets pissed.
7) She likes baking...take advantage of that.
8) Buy one of those screen things that catch hair for over your drain in the bath tub....trust me on this one.

haha and I dunno what else....I really like this questions though so I hope people respond to it.
Comments
AesirR

AesirR

United Kingdom
January 2007

MAY 05, 2008 01:32 PM

For me I only have 1 ex and I dated her when I was 11 so there won't be much she could say. Sucks.

ravioli

ravioli

Providence, RI
January 2007

MAY 05, 2008 01:34 PM

probably something along the lines of
"when she says "jump", you dont say "how high?" you just fucking do it or else!"
but i think its because he claims i was controlling
how can you control the life of someone who doesn't even have one?
</ranty>

mamhth

mamhth

Placentia, CA
January 2004

MAY 05, 2008 02:03 PM

I think your new hair color is fuckin beautiful............. love

Schuldig

Schuldig

Barrie, ON
December 2005

MAY 05, 2008 04:47 PM

"She's fucking easy." (I actually overheard him say that to a guy I liked once. Fucking ass)

Other than that I can't think about anything really. Maybe "she's a miserable bitch" but everyone can get like that sometimes so that's nothing new. LOL.

CandyCrimson

CandyCrimson

Philadelphia, PA
September 2007

MAY 05, 2008 08:07 PM

So great!! I love this blog. Hmm, things my ex would say...

1. She randomly makes raygun noises.
2. What to do after sex? Cuddle and then take her for some chocolate raspberry icecream to rejuvinate all her energy!
3. She once growled at a small child who was screaming it's head off for five minutes in line behind her.
4. She'll give you interesting random presents. Sometimes they're just weird.
5. She loves when you make her laugh and get excited.
6. The right side of the bed is hers, although she won't hog the covers.
7. To dance= Romance
8. She's all about going for picnics in the dark, if you have to work late and wait to eat dinner.
9. Teach her things and be open to learning from her as well.
10. Let her sing to your music, even if it's not all that great.
11. She will be loyal, and compassionate as long as your give her the same.
12. While she enjoys a classy date, she can have just as much fun doing something totally low- key.

thefreak

thefreak

NEWSWIRE

Gardner, MA

MAY 05, 2008 08:19 PM

I'm too high to come up w/a coherent and positive list right this second.

An interesting thought, though.

-TM

Timber_

Timber_

Carmel, IN
January 2007

MAY 05, 2008 08:28 PM

mine would say one thing.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

she's a little crazy, but the sex is worth it.
BAHAHHAHA jk... idk. tongue

PunkNiteMike

PunkNiteMike

Troy, OH
OLD SKOOL

MAY 05, 2008 09:03 PM

i like this question. but honestly im not sure what she would say. but hopefully she would say nice things about me. and as weird as it may sound, i actually think im a different person now than when i was with my ex, ive changed for the better. at least i think i have!

freckles

freckles

Portland, ME
November 2006

MAY 05, 2008 10:25 PM

hmmm... my ex would say:

1. dont mess with her sex toys
2. always make the bed in the morning
3. treat her like a princess, or youll get the witch
4. buy a huge bed. she sleeps in the middle of all sized beds
5. she talks and strips in her sleep...
6. if she comes near you with a strap on, get out of the way! shes serious.
7. itll take you 10 dates to sleep with her, but 20 to kiss her on the lips. and 2 years to say i love you.

natatree

natatree

Australia
June 2005

MAY 05, 2008 10:55 PM

I have no idea how I got it, that's one thing I forgot to ask, I was just like "oooowwww". They poke so hard with trying to find outs what is wroung, I was in tears!

And I am totally in love with your hair colour! It looks amazing. Mine is permanent, but it's faded like woah. It's annoying.

And I don't really have an ex, so I dunno what they would say! tongue

spud_bliss

spud_bliss

Murrieta, CA
January 2006

MAY 05, 2008 11:53 PM

hmmm... i can't think of anything that an ex would say... confused i guess i don't pay so much attention maybe... maybe she'd say that

MRSFULKS

MRSFULKS

HOPEFUL

I'm lost

MAY 06, 2008 03:16 PM

Hey my Bubble Bath Fun set is up for review please check it out and let me know what u think kiss

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