
MEMBER SINCE: February 2004
occupation: Professional writer, artist, work in progress
sign: Contents Under Pressure
makes me happy: My cats, contemplating the imminent heat-death of the Republican Party, endorsing checks,
crush: Someone who'll sweep me off my feet and take me away f rom all of this... this... Utah...
body mods: Various; awaiting backordered Borg upgrade.
stats: H:6' W: 200lbs. Mac compatible.
gets me hot: Smart/funny,/bold/passionate women; those sudden flashes of simultaneous intimacy; latex, spike heels, good lesbian scenes; watching HER getting hot watching porn, instead of watching the porn itself.
fantasy: To found a company which manufactures remote controls that transmit the sensation of of a red-hot spear ripping into George W. Bush's genitals every time someone pushes the red button. Either that, or heat vision. Also, getting the FUCK out of UTAH.
makes me sad: Xeroxed flyers that say things like, LOST CAT - NEEDS MEDICINE; when good authors/directors/artists start to suck; seeing the Grinch fall victim to the Who mind control year after year...
most humbling moment: The day I realized that it's biologically impossible for me to ever become 300 foot tall fire-breathing reptile. I first realized this at the age of eight, and have never fully recovered.
i lost my virginity: ...after driving a stake through its heart and burying it at a crossroads.
This Christless crap is virtually impossible to kick. Go ahead,try it. After as littleas three or four minutes, you'd sell your grandmothert to the butcher shop for that next hit. Convulsions, brain damage, coma and sometimes even death can result from oxygen withdrawl.
Over the past couple years, I've been thinking more and more about how much I want OFF this miserable shit, but am too chicken to even try quitting. Which makes me feel like an utterly spineless simperijng girly-man,which can cause self-esteem issues over the long term,
Until something better comes along, I'm gonna up my cigarette dosage as much as possible to further build up the protective coatijng of tar lining the inside of my lungs.
In other news, short of a major financial miracle in the nextr 24 hours, I'm looking at the virtual certainty of a flatlijned bank balance that'll cause me to gray-out around here temporarily. Dodged that bullet last month, but things do NOT look good for pulling that off again so soon.
More when possible.
Fort
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