Member: Fantomex

Fantomex likes writing and pop culture.

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Member: Fantomex

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Professional writer, artist, work in progress

sign: Contents Under Pressure

makes me happy: My cats, contemplating the imminent heat-death of the Republican Party, endorsing checks,

crush: Someone who'll sweep me off my feet and take me away f rom all of this... this... Utah...

body mods: Various; awaiting backordered Borg upgrade.

stats: H:6' W: 200lbs. Mac compatible.

gets me hot: Smart/funny,/bold/passionate women; those sudden flashes of simultaneous intimacy; latex, spike heels, good lesbian scenes; watching HER getting hot watching porn, instead of watching the porn itself.

fantasy: To found a company which manufactures remote controls that transmit the sensation of of a red-hot spear ripping into George W. Bush's genitals every time someone pushes the red button. Either that, or heat vision. Also, getting the FUCK out of UTAH.

makes me sad: Xeroxed flyers that say things like, LOST CAT - NEEDS MEDICINE; when good authors/directors/artists start to suck; seeing the Grinch fall victim to the Who mind control year after year...

most humbling moment: The day I realized that it's biologically impossible for me to ever become 300 foot tall fire-breathing reptile. I first realized this at the age of eight, and have never fully recovered.

i lost my virginity: ...after driving a stake through its heart and burying it at a crossroads.

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