into: Fashion, Nightlife, Liquor, bartending, Hanging out with my friends, making new friends, Flair bartending, good comedies, cussing up a storm and getting drunk.

not into: Bad drivers, lousy tippers, people I have to 86 because they are jackasses, shifty layabouts, idiots who don't know liquor, people who won't spend money to make money.

makes me happy: Making good drinks, making money, new jeans, lame compliments.

makes me sad: People who order drinks by saying "I'll take a Cranberry Vodka". OK douche, I don't have a cranberry vodka for one thing, and two, it's "VODKA CRANBERRY". I will pour you so fucking light you'll actually end up being sober by the end of the drink.

hobbies: Flair bartending, mixology, fashion shows, getting my cover waived at clubs, getting free drinks, laughing at people in bars.

5 things i can't live without: The inclined plane, the wheel and axle, the lever, the screw and the wedge. Pullies, I could take them or leave them.

vices: Stealing from orphaned nuns.

i spend most of my free time: Making money and drinking. Sometimes I do both at once, I call that the big win.

 

occupation: Bar Manager

stats: Poised to take over Seattle.

body mods: The usual.

heroes: Hugh Hefner.

fantasy: Supreme dictator of booze.

sign: Aries

most humbling moment:

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: not telling

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: 12 Stepper