YARR!

ahahaha!!!

OH NO YOU DI-IN-T!!!

What's up with these guys who hit on me on line? Why must they all be cut from the same cloth of stupidity?

I had some ice cream at Rosedale and it gave me the shits. I think I need to put this on my profile.

"Lactose intolerant blonde seeks codependent asshole with lots of baggage?"

oh and you have to like jerking off in the woods, have kids and be divorced.