And pictures of them in mirrors is so stupid!!! >.<

I knew I forgot to add something to my profile.

...but when i just go right out and SAY so, nobody replies

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Wanna go camping?

I am neither laid back nor do I like the outdoors all that much, however I will jack off anywhere if I can get ten minutes alone with a Hasselhof beach picture in my right hand.

I'm STILL laughing over that!

LOL, did you se his classy mirror pictures?

maybe if you invited him to join the ice cream group we can find out?

The neighbors dog was just over, I gave her some ICE CREAM???

they won't let me wear my cider hat on the short bus?

So... what's the word, you comin' to Chi-town?
(I know you haven't heard yet, but by the time I'll be able to see your reply you'll know)

Actually, now The Clash has been consuming me.

here is another one for you.

I'm laid back and like to cuddle.

what it really means.

"My doctor has me on so much xanax I can't get it up"

"I'm very busy and have a lot on my plate"

"TRANSLATION"

"I will only call you when I am horny or see you until I find someone better than you"

"I'm a family man and a big kid at heat"

TRANSLATION

"I'm still being breast feed and have temper tantrums when I play video games"


"I'm still trying to find myself and am open to trying new things"

TRANSLATION:

I'm in my 40's and keep getting kicked out of community college. Also, I would like to explore the world of submissive cross dressing.

fixed.

OOOOOH! this is fun!

"I am currently exploring new horizons with the idea that i will finally find success. I would like someone to share that with me"

Translation:

I don't have a job, smoke pot all day whilst living in my mother's basement. I would like someone to pay for my pot habit as i don't have a job.

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And no blamin' Earl for being a pervert, i know how you wimmens is!

" I am open minded and wear my heart on my sleeve and am a hopeless romantic"
TRANSLATION

" I am so fucking desperate I will take anything that comes along"

"I am looking for a strong,independent and financially stable woman"

TRANSLATION

I love getting the shit beaten out of me and am into public humiliation but I have no money to go to a real domme"

"I love to spoil a woman and shower her with gifts"
TRANSLATION.

"I have a small dick but a HUGE trust fund"

"I am very busy because I have my own business, I would like to meet someone who shares my same interests"

TRANSLATION:

"I selll stuff on ebay that I find on the side of the road"

"I'm a full time musician and work part time as a nanny"
TRANSLATION:

"I can only play three cords on the guitar and only a few covers. I live in my brother's garage for free because I help out with his kids and chores around the house.

"I like to do community service work,especially with children and enjoy bike riding".

TRANSLATION
"I have to drive the short bus because I am probation for the next five years and since I don't get paid for it I have to ride my bike everywhere.