Member: Facetious73

Facetious73 does his pornin' in the mornin'...

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Member: Facetious73
Member: Facetious73
Member: Facetious73
 

bands:

  1. Tom Waits
  2. Bob Dylan
  3. Gram Parsons
  4. Big Star
  5. Howe Gelb
  6. The Flaming Lips
  7. Wilco
  8. Moby Grape
  9. Neil Young
  10. Leonard Cohen

films:

  1. Ghostbusters
  2. Time Bandits
  3. The Long Goodbye
  4. King of Kong: A Fist Full of Quarters
  5. The Getaway
  6. Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia
  7. Shawshank Redemption
  8. The Wild Bunch
  9. Fletch
  10. The Last Detail

books:

  1. The World According to Garp
  2. Stll Life With Woodpecker
  3. A Confederacy of Dunces
  4. Fletch
  5. Zen & The Art of Motorcycle Mainetenance
  6. A Man Without A Country
  7. Siddhartha
  8. Factotum
  9. Education of a Felon
  10. Catcher in the Rye

tv shows:

  1. The Rockford Files
  2. The Muppet Show
  3. Freaks & Geeks
  4. The Office (BBC)
  5. Six Feet Under
  6. Deadwood
  7. Seinfeld
  8. The A-Team
  9. Californication
  10. Rescue Me
 

into: ...stealing newspapers, peeing on toilet seats and spitting on people from the tops of parking structures.

not into: devil worshippers or jugglers...

makes me happy: Wake and bake Sunday mornings listening to the Beatles...

makes me sad: When someone fills a sack full of kittens, smacks it against the side of a building. Then, ties it to something heavy like a safe or a Buick and sinks it to the bottom of a very deep pond or lake.

hobbies: couple comics here and there... Thor, The Ultimates, Batman & Robin the Boy Wonder...

5 things i can't live without: oxygen, food, water, blood, & ice cream

vices: cigarettes & yoo-hoo

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: readin', writin', and playin' geetar...

 

occupation: Rascal

current crush: Maggie Gyllenhaal

body mods: two pieces of "flare"

heroes: Tom Waits, Bill Murray, Jim Henson, Andy Kaufman, Bob Dylan, Kurt Vonnegut Jr., Howard Stern, Thor

gets me hot: freckles n' belly buttons

favorite position: on top, underneath, in front, behind, beside, from the left (sometimes the right), over, around...did I say on top?

fantasy: bullet resilience

sign: the guy spillin' his bucket

most humbling moment: When an AOL search revealed that only six people online shared my similar interest in "hanging out".

i lost my virginity: in Delaware.

CIGARETTES: "I'm giving up"

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Indie Rocker, Hillbilly, Punk, Hippy, Bookworm