"Hey Evol -

Happy B-day! Sorry you're not feeling well... I think a night out with a friend who is fatter, older and uglier might cheer you up!"

"Evol? Are you getting this? I'm sucking at this site lately! I need help! I'm not on all the time, but getting close.... I'm lame."

"Hes so damn funny and witty a truely nice and weird man. I would like to get to know him better sometime."

"this guy likes invader zim and video games and that just rocks!! "