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APRIL 5, 2008 @ 05:14 PM | 5 COMMENTS

Ok. Want to know how you can get me to panic? Answer: take away my cell phone.

I just got back from visiting some friends in Leiden (1 1/2 hours drive away from here) and realized that I have left my fucking phone there... eeek I am therefore kind of freaking out right now. My cell is the only way anyone knows how to directly get in touch with me. My work... My friends... My family.. My girlfriend! It's the only number they have.

I know it's paranoia... I just really, really, hate the idea that if something happens no one will be able to reach me. It scare the shit out of me to tell you the truth.


EDIT: phone retrieved. I feel relieved
MARCH 22, 2008 @ 04:13 AM | 9 COMMENTS

OK World: WHAT THE FUCK? eeek

I mean, according to the movie 2001:


we would have had manned voyages to Jupiter, a battle of wits with a sentient computer, and a quantum leap in human evolution. Instead we got the Mir Space Station falling from the sky, Windows XP, and Freddy Got Fingered.


And it's been all downhill from there....

Firstly the climate has gone completely NUTS! In the space of 12 hours yesterday the weather went from sun, to rain, to hail, to snow, to frost, and back again! I mean it was supposed to be the first day of spring! You know.. sunshine, warm breezes, twittering birds... all that shit. Instead we get the kind of weather I haven't seen since The search for Spock. surreal

Next thing I know I'm hearing stories of giant sea creatures being found near Antarctica... I swear those starfish things are about to go all Lovecraft on us!

And then there was this story..... I don't think that great saying "what the fuck?" can even cover this one... I mean it's like something out of a cartoon. Only in real life when you get squished there ain't no coming back. skull

What's next? The sun explodes?


ahhh fuck...


That's it. Next election I'm voting Cthulhu. Might as well get it over with... by the look of things we're doomed anyway. frown

MARCH 17, 2008 @ 06:26 AM | 9 COMMENTS

Well, it's been a fun couple of weeks! biggrin

March has been a good month. I've literally had a party or two every weekend so far tongue From birthday celebrations to the SGNL horrothon meet and a welcome home party for a friend of mine (he just got back from a year in South America) it's just been nonstop. Until now.. I have to work next weekend. But hey, three weekends in a row is pretty good. wink And it won't do my bank balance any harm to take it easy for the next couple of weeks.

*Randomly jumps to another topic*

Has anyone else found the "standard" (and I use the term loosely) for which sets go live and which end up in the hopefulls to be a bit... askew lately?I really just don't get it. (And I can't honestly say it has just been lately).

Now don't get me wrong, I understand that tastes can differ and there are many sets that g live which are really awesome! But then i surf through the Hopefulls section and come across sets which are better than many that I've seen go live. In some cases WAY better. Both Elf's latest submission and Anjuli's first are sets that (IMO) are well deserving of a place on the front page. Both gorgeous women (hey...who could not love Elf? wink) with really well shot sets, and both in the Hopefulls section. I just don't get it. confused





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A friend of mine and I have long been into the idea of making our own films. We both still write and have made some attempts at shooting movies in the past, but now I've been finding more and more venues/festivals to which short films can be submitted. It strikes me as the best way to try and make an entrance into the business of film making (which is my absolute life long ambition). The problem I have is that I never come up with short story ideas... surreal somehow everything I think of has a way of turning epic on me real fast. I need to start scaling down. Because though I love my job in the Heinz Lab, it isn't something I want to do for the rest of my life. Storytelling, film making, is.

Easier said than done of course....

*and now... a LOLcat*

An ubergeek LOLcat



MARCH 5, 2008 @ 11:09 AM | 8 COMMENTS

It is a sad day for geeks everywhere.

Today The Associated Press reported thepassing of Gary Gygax, the man who created Dungeons and Dragons. Though it was based largely on existing ideas D'nD was really a world changing phenomenon. It brought together whole generations of kids and adults and gave birth to a sub-culture that has transgressed every boundary imaginable.

Role Playing Games are now fairly common place. Be it the "traditional" pen and paper variety or the high-tech online versions, these games are everywhere. Back when Gygax (and his partner in crime Dave Arneson) were working on D'nD there was truly nothing like it. Sure there were war games, but nothing that truly transported you to another world the way Dungeons and Dragons could do.

Now I wasn't around during the really early days of D'nD, having gotten into the game in the mid 90's when i was about 16. But if my own experience is anything to go by, the impact this game has had on the lives of millions around the world can not be understated. My oldest and dearest friends, guys who i love like they were family, all came into my life thanks to Dungeons and Dragons or other role playing games. Today, with careers and families taking up so much time, these games provide great opportunities for me to get together with friends and just spend a day hanging out and having fun. Something for which most people don't make enough time.

For geeks like me D'nD opened the doors to a social and creative life that main stream society would likely have cut us of from. I truly can not imagine how my life would be had it not been for Dungeons and Dragons and all the games that followed in its footsteps. I don't think I want to.

So to Gary Gygax I say thank you. Thank you for giving all us geeks this wonderful gift. Your work has enriched, enlightened and inspired millions. You let us be heroes. You will always be ours.

Game On.
FEBRUARY 16, 2008 @ 05:48 PM | 7 COMMENTS

Einstein once said that there are only two things which are truly infinite: the universe and human stupidity. and he wasn't so sure about the universe.

I think the internet has proved him right. There really is a LOT of stupid shit out there. Frankly though I'm glad for it. It has provided me with a few much needed laughs tonight tongue I'll explain why I needed them later, for now though I'd like to share a couple of the things that nearly made me fall out of my chair laughing!

First up is Lord of the Rings, done in a World of Warcraft style .gif. (I hope this loads properly...)



I know...I know...it's geek humor. But that is just my kind of thing. biggrin



This is such a great picture! Here is the larger version. for those of you who don't follow politics (or recognize the old Adam west batman era bad guys tongue) just take my word for it: this picture is hilarious!

And of course it all just wouldn't be complete without a little Cthulu



I could go on all night... but it's already nearly 3am. so I think I'll just head to the silliness boards instead tongue
JANUARY 31, 2008 @ 02:50 AM | 8 COMMENTS

Stories I found interesting:

Well.... My theory about the Cloverfield monster just got a kick in the nuts. The director of the film spilled the beans in this interview that this monster was only "a baby" acting scared and confused. Which frankly just sucks... Today it was announced that the sequel has already been given the green light. Now I am curious what it will be like. I am however also very apprehensive about which direction the film makers will take the story in.

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For those of you who thought the US government covering its ass and not taking responsibility for its actions was something George Bush invented. Here's a story from CNN about how the Army Core of Engineers, who built and were responsible for the maintenance of the levees around New Orleans (You know... the ones that broke and left 80% of the city under water), are "protected by the Flood Control Act of 1928. [Which] shields the federal government from liability when flood control projects fail."

Great... so it was their responsibility... it was their fault the levees weren't properly maintained (or even up to the required standard!)... but they can't be held accountable for the fact that they failed.

Don't you just love the legal system sometimes. surreal

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Naked Women are on strike in Italy.

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The French police have dumped Microsoft..

Interesting... I wonder if any more large (public) organizations will follow. Finally end the monopoly of Windows.

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Not really news, but while the rest of the world waits to find out what caused the death of Heath Ledger, the man who directed him in the up coming Dark Knight film, Christopher Nolan, paid tribute to him in Newsweek.


There aren't many actors who can make you feel ashamed of how often you complain about doing the best job in the world. Heath was one of them.



Read the whole story here. It really is heart breaking.

JANUARY 27, 2008 @ 07:31 PM | 2 COMMENTS

I just got back from seeing Cloverfield tonight.

I've written a lengthly commentary/review, so if you haven't seen the film (or aren't in the mood to read a long review) DO NOT click the spoiler!

No...seriously... don't.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

First up: I LOVE MONSTER MOVIES! biggrin

I grew up addicted to Godzilla. So now, any time a monster movie rolls around I just have to go see it! Anything that can eat a city is just beyond cool IMO. In recent years thought the monster movies that have come out have all been a bit...well... weak. The American Godzilla remake was lame, Peter Jackson's King Kong sucked if you ask me, and Alien vs. Predator was just mindless entertainment. It is about time that we got another good monster movie. On that score Cloverfield has delivered. It is good though, not great.

Now Cloverfield is, essentially, a cross between Godzilla and The Blair Witch Project.Taking the classic elements of the "monster eats Tokyo" movies and shooting it entirely from a first person point of view.

The filmmakers choice to use this style is well motivated by the films contents and characters. It really lets you get into their heads, especially the main character Rob. You feel for this guy. You feel his motivation, his anguish, his blind terror. However you also feel that the rest of the characters are a little two dimensional. I wouldn't call this strike one against the film but it is definitely a foul ball.

The style is also one that not all viewers are going to appreciate. Though it really works from a storytelling perspective, the shaky unstable images will leave you with a slight case of motion sickness here and there.

Love or hate how it's filmed, Colverfield does contain some great elements. The intimacy of the first person point of view gives a wonderfully frenzied edge to the action sequences. Since the characters never truly know what's happening to them, you as a viewer are left equally in the dark. The atmosphere of fear this creates is fantastic. It's almost Lovecraftian. Almost...

Having only seen brief glimpses of the monster but witnessed clearly the devastation it can cause, the scene has been set perfectly. As the characters flee for their lives you know, you just know that things are going to end very, very badly. It is this sense of anticipation that drives every good horror story. There is a lot to be said for shock value, that one quick jolt of fear that causes the adrenaline to really get pumping. Real horror however exists not in what a person sees... but what they expect. How this expectation horizon gets manipulated, built up and broken down, is what separates great storytellers from the rest of the pack. The storytellers behind Cloverfield did a pretty good job but more than once in this film they really dropped the ball.

As the characters begin their first attempt to leave the city there is a brief discussion about which way they should go. This may seem like an insignificant few seconds of the film but it is in this little moment that the expectation horizon is set, simply because they mention the bridge. With that the sense of fear disappears. Before it even happens you know the characters will head for the bridge, something will slow them down, the monster will attack, and one (or more) of them is probably going to die. This is exactly how it then goes down.

Strike one.

Now of course this would happen any way. It is a monster movie after all. Had they never mentioned the bridge however, the viewers would not have known what was coming until it was on the verge of happening.
No time to react, no time to prepare or predict, just enough time to wish you could tell the characters to run and then BAM! Then it would have been scary. Then it would have been sad to see a character die. As it is... it was just predictable.

After this stumble though the film comes back strong. A few more brief shots of the monster add nicely to its terror factor and double its threating nature when it is seen spawning hundreds of miniature monsters that are very quick to go on the offensive themselves. Learning that the love of his life is trapped within the city and dealing with the sudden death of his brother, our hero Rob now goes from flight to fight mode and his (remaining) friends are along for the ride. (While their decision to join him may not seem like an intelligent one, it is something I feel many people, myself included, would do. I'd rather die a stupid hero than live as a sensible coward. )

The film now goes from strength to strength. When the bullets and rockets of the first military assault start flying around the characters heads you really get the sense of just how powerful these weapons are. Making the fact that the monster is resisting them all the more terrifying. Trapped in the middle of what is now truly a war the characters flee for the subway. Safe from the battle above their heads the characters now have to deal with their own emotions. In a truly heartbreaking scene Rob receives a call from his mother. Having faced all he has tonight he must now also tell his mom that her son is dead. This intense moment of human drama binds you the character so well that the whole fumble on the bridge can be completely forgiven.

Then they make the same mistake again...

As the characters flee down the now disused subway tunnels they notice an army of rats all running in the same direction. Again the expectation horizon has been set... And again the filmmakers timing is just a little off. The mini-monsters attack. Though the fight its self is frenzied and exciting, the element of surprise at its start is lost and with that much of the horror that could have been achieved.

Strike two.

One miraculous escape later the characters, one having sustained a bite wound (you just know that's going to end badly), have broken out of the subway and returned to the surface. Here they are met, and aided to a small extent, by the military who have set up a makeshift hospital in this area. Now you'd think this is very fortunate as it is just what our heroes need after their little encounter. Well unfortunately the military have just gotten their orders to evacuate. No time to fix you up we're outta here.

Oh... and remember that bite wound? Once it gets spotted there are several frantic screams of "We got a bite!" just before the character is dragged of to a quarantine tent where she explodes.

Seriously...she fucking explodes!

Now no explanation is given as the rest of the characters are dragged out pretty quickly. No explanation is needed either. This film has one truly great saving grace: this is the coolest movie monster since The Balrog in Lord of the Rings! Maybe (give me a few day to think this one over) even as cool as Godzilla himself! I mean it smashes cities, makes people explode, and the best is yet to come.

Repeating the cycle of the first half, Cloverfiel now goes through a number of strong scenes that portray wonderfully the human drama that is unfolding in this story. The rescue of Rob's love interest requires more than a little suspension of disbelief but come with enough of an "ouch factor" that it's more than worth sacrificing a little logic for. It really made me cringe, which is good.

Finally the moment of escape arrives. Flying out of the city on helicopter the characters bare witness to what they believe are the monsters final moments. Seeing it get bombed repeatedly and collapse into a cloud of dust and debris. The words "Target is Down" get spoken by their pilot and for the third time the expectation horizon gets built up... and is executed perfectly!

You know that monster isn't dead... you know it's about to come back and do something horrible... it's just a matter of when. The filmmakers got their timing spot on. You don't see the whole monster coming out. Just its very large, full of teeth, about to bite the chopper in half mouth!

Now some good flying manages to save the chopper from immediate annihilation (and digestion) but it is not enough to keep them in the air. The characters crash down in Central Park, where we know from the titles at the beginning of the film their story is destined to end.

Having dragged themselves from the wreckage the characters are about to try and make a run for it when Hud, whose first person view point we have been sharing through out the film, runs back to grab the camera he has used to document the nights events. Once he has it he is forced to look upwards into the face of the monster that now stands towering over him. Now many people will see this moment as a spoiler... that the monster is far more terrifying when left up to their imagination than when show directly. I disagree. For in that face you do not see an emotional monkey like King Kong, or the force of nature that is Godzilla. Here you see the face of an intelligent creature. One that scares you not because it is terrifying but because it chooses to be terrifying.

I truly wish the movie had ended with that monsters mouth closing in and devouring Hud. Perhaps just letting the camera drop to the ground and show us the final images of Rob and his love fleeing. A final look at the skyline as the monster now must make its escape form the military "Hammerfall" operation that will level all Manhattan. That would have been a good ending. It isn't what happened however.

Now firstly you'd think Hud would have seen a monster the size of a building standing there before he went to pick up the camera... but you can forgive a little mistake like that once in a monster movie. That the monster then chews him up is what you'd expect. I didn't expect, nor appreciate, the fact that the monster then spit him out seemingly in one piece. He was dead, yes... but in one piece. Why else did the two remaining characters run up and try to find out if he was OK?

Oh...and where exactly did the monster go now? I guess Hud didn't taste very good so he went to rinse his mouth out somewhere. Not really plausible but the best explanation I can come up with. And why doesn't he eat the other two as well?

As you can imagine Cloverfield has now some what lost me as an audience member. The ball has been dropped once more and since it's the end of the film they're not going to bother picking it up again. Instead our hero, Rob, picks up the camera (again...why?) and heads into a nearby tunnel with his love. There they take cover, say a goodbye into the camera, and, just before getting blown to hell, tell each other "I love you."

Now I have no problem with a sentimental ending. I really don't. But it is something that needs to be handled properly and properly built up to. Cloverfiled did neither of those.

Strike three. You're out.

One thing I hate in movies is wasted potential. Cloverfield could have been great. Instead it provides 90min of good monster movie entertainment laced with some very fine dramatic elements that falls just short of the mark. It is odd really, as you seem to be dealing with filmmakers who are both capable of storytelling the Human element with great intensity, as well portraying the monster aspect with the horror it requires. It is in the moments when these two aspects meet that Cloverfield ultimately fails. A few instances of bad timing and a sloppy ending diminish what could have otherwise been a classic in it's genre.

Speaking of which: I've heard several people say that this film has re-invented the monster movie genre. Now while it is a major step up from Jackson's King Kong and the American Godzilla film, it does not come close to rivaling the great monster movies of yesteryear. Anyone who disagrees should go watch the original Godzilla (Gojira) again.




Colverfield's emotional impact:
I leave this for the last, and unspoilered, as it is something that needs to be said outside the context of a review.

Set in New York some of the images in this film are horrifically familiar. Buildings collapsing. Streets filled with dust and debris. This film has been said to do for America after 9/11 what Gojira did for japan after Hiroshima an Nagasaki. It is a statement, and sentiment, which I can fully understand.

I was once taught that the true purpose of art was to achieve catharsis in the audience.


The term in drama refers to a sudden emotional breakdown or climax that [...] results in the restoration, renewal and revitalization for living.



The tales of monsters have always been greatly symbolic ones. Through out human history our imagination has created thousands of them. They embody our hatred and fear, our longings and our weaknesses. We fight against them in worlds of fantasy and in the stories of legend. We fight them in fiction to prepare ourselves for the battles we may face against them in real life. The battles against what those monsters represent.

I can fully imagine anyone who was close to, or fully involved with, the events of 9/11having a serious emotional response to the images in this film. If something so simple, so seemingly trivial, as a monster movie can help even one person achieve catharsis, that revitalization for living, they may still need more than six years since that day, then it will be a great achievement. One beyond the scope of any critical review I can give about the movie its self.

JANUARY 3, 2008 @ 06:36 AM | 13 COMMENTS

Good day all and a very Happy New Year! I hope 2008 brings much joy and happiness to all you lives! smile

I got off to a pretty good start. I really enjoyed having the last few weeks of '07 free. It was great to visit friends, grab a concert and just relax for a while. My New Years plans all fell through, but a friend of mine got me an invite to a party in Hilversum at the last minute. It was actually a lot of fun smile Weren't many people there I knew but was a great crowd and I really enjoyed it biggrin And oh yeah... we got REALLY drunk! tongue

The only bummer was not being able to get my girlfriend her present on time... I had to back order it but hopefully I can pick it up tonight. I did get her another small gift of earmuffs in the mean time. She's always complaining about having cold ears so I thought that'd be a good choice. And she does look SOOOO cute with them on tongue hahaha!

I'm back to work as of yesterday. So things are slowly getting back to normal around here.

The only negative note to the new year as that things haven't gotten off to a great start here at SG. The SG Newswire was always one of my favorite features. I could spend hours sometime reading the articles and the reactions to them. Now, not only has it gotten a reduced presence on the homepage, but some of the best writers they had have been axed! WilWheaton, SleepyLady and _DictionaryGirl_ are all gone frown I don't know who else has lost out, but I know that we SG members certainly have. Let's hope this is a mistake that the management here will reverse.

DECEMBER 21, 2007 @ 08:46 AM | 4 COMMENTS

Well I'm off to Leiden for the weekend. So I thought I'd leave you all with a little holiday cheer!

Then I saw these videos and thought they'd be much funnier! tongue



I'd watch out for video 3 though.... skull

wink Merry Christmas everybody! And have a great New Year! (though I'll probably be back before then....tongue)
DECEMBER 16, 2007 @ 08:05 AM | 6 COMMENTS

And so begins three weeks of R'nR..... biggrin

Just worked my last shift on Friday and now I have three weeks of no work and all play tongue The best thing is: It only cost me three vacation days! Sometimes I love my work roster.

It all got off to a great start as well with the SGNL meet last night at SuzyAnn's place. Was a lot of fun. Hope we can arrange another meet soon smile

Some pictures....







All together now! tongue


Today will be a much more restful day. Spent in quiet contemplation of Humanity's fate and the vastness of the universe.





In other words I'm going to be doing fuck all and spend the day sitting on the couch watching Battlestar Galactica. tongue

I'll get back to real life tomorrow... today I shall enjoy my vacation!
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