And it's been all downhill from there....

Firstly the climate has gone completely NUTS! In the space of 12 hours yesterday the weather went from sun, to rain, to hail, to snow, to frost, and back again! I mean it was supposed to be the first day of spring! You know.. sunshine, warm breezes, twittering birds... all that shit. Instead we get the kind of weather I haven't seen since The search for Spock.

Next thing I know I'm hearing stories of giant sea creatures being found near Antarctica... I swear those starfish things are about to go all Lovecraft on us!

And then there was this story..... I don't think that great saying "what the fuck?" can even cover this one... I mean it's like something out of a cartoon. Only in real life when you get squished there ain't no coming back.

What's next? The sun explodes?


ahhh fuck...


That's it. Next election I'm voting Cthulhu. Might as well get it over with... by the look of things we're doomed anyway.