I'm not even going to try and get everyone "up to dat" since the last time I actually posted here, it's been way too long. On to the big news.

I'm Married, I'll put up new pictures soon of my lovely wife and I. Also we are pregnant, four months now, I'm so excited i can barely contain it! Ultrasound is thursady, got to get a blank VHS so we can keep it.

Going to log for now, but Ive been planning on getting back on to SG for a while now, so I wanted to leave something.

I didn't realize it had been so long since my last update. I've been so busy here since moving. Right now I'm living in Campbell, CA but in a week or so I'll be moving a bit north to Hayward, CA. It's a lot closer to work, which is good since I spend a whole lot of time there.

Working in the Applebee's at the southland mall in case any one wants to drop in sometime. I got promoted a couple weeks back to supervisor, which is cool because I was getting tired of working in the kitchen. I was really close to quitting because I get tired of doing the same thing pretty quickly.

I should be writing but I haven't done any since I moved. I've been developing a lot of various plot lines mentally, which is good, but I've not written anything for months. Moving closer to work will help me aquire a bit more free time. After I get some "such is life" b.s. out of the way I'll be free to relax and get things done that i actually want to do.

I've got to get ready for work.
The Evil Mad Hatter

It's been quite a bit longer than I thought it had been, now hadn't it? For a while every time I thought to myeself to update I'd put it off for one reason or another, hadn't been on at all much actually. A lots been going on, too.

Wen to Washington to visit my family for a week. I love my family and I love Washington. I hadn't been so happy for over a year since my girlfriend broke up with me on my birthday. (Thanks all of you for the birthday wishes!) But the time was too short, as it tends to be when you've not seen a bit of your family in four years. But I'm going to be sure it won't be nearly as long between visits.

Any of you who know me, or atleast have read a few of my journals know I've been wanting to get out of the shit hole town I'm in and move back to the bay. Well, that time is now. One week from today I'll be there. It feels good to be leaving this place. I've a job but will be living out of my car for a while. But with the weather it'll be more like camping until I find a place.

That's all for now, I'll update again once I'm a bit settled. I love all of you!

I know I'm not completely right in the head. I'm a bit eccentric and unstable. Before anyone tries the "Well what's normal anyway?" line I'm going to stop you. Granted there isn't a "normal" but I'mborderline nuts. I've come to grips with that and it's easier than fighting it.

I'm a fucking genius. That's where this stems from. It seems the smarter you are, the more off-kilter you get. I've talked to scientists, mathematicians are my favorite, and some are just plain loony.

My mind is perfect for my writing career. I can visit anywhere I can think of almost physically, and sometimes I'd rather not. My mind working at %100 is fucking scary. I'm just glad the voices have stopped for the most part and the visions haven't rissen in a long time, atleast I can push them away before they realize.

The only thing that worries me are my children. I pray to god that they don't turn out like their father. It's one of my dreams to have a family one day, but it didn't occer to me until just recently that my children might be not quite right in the head. I know s couple families where everyone is either insane or a genius, mine isn't like that so I'm hoping that I'm not the start of a chain. I pray for the lives of my future children daily.

In current news, I'm still alive. That's most of it. Doing whatever the hell I can to get out of this town, that sure hasn't changed.

Two people tried to get me fired last week. One was because she got pissed off when I just wanted the job to get done, and the other has always hated me and I don't know why. It happens to my brother and I all the time. We put everything we have into a job, and the people who just want to dick around get pissed off.

All my friends in the bay are looking for work for me. Because as soon as I get a job I'm bloody gone. I have a couple friends who'll let me crash at their places for a bit, but I'll sleep in my car if I have to.

I'm uber tired, just wanted to throw something up because it'd been a while.

Until next time beauties.

So I found out something very interesting that I would like to share with all of you. Had a conversation with a few co-workers of mine the other night. I as showing around the pics of my trip and after the finale of seeing me get my ass smacked it brought up the topic of what turned people on. Then this turned to informing a couple of the naive girls about blow job techniques, which is where our story is going.

Remember Pop Rocks? I loved them as a kid and then there was the rumor about you stomach exploding when you ate them with coke. Well that not true, but appearently if you have some in your mouth while performing fellatio the results are amazing.

Both people who had done it, the bartender is an older woman and the manager who is a gay man(so has likely been on both sides) highly recomended it. Me with my problem of women thinking I'm too nice and putting me in the "friend" catagory haven't had a chance to try it out, so I can't tell you, but they couldn't stress it enough that it had to be done.

So I'm doing my part and spreading it around and telling everyone I know, such as posting it here. So try it out, suggest it to your partner, tell your friends. Hell buy some stock seeing as pop rocks mioght be flying off the shelves.

And a word of caution, don't buy the gum.

I finally got my pics back from my trip to the bay a few weeks ago. I haven't been able to go back because I'm working six days a week. But here is the money shot!



You know you like it. Definatley the peak of my night! I showed the pics of my trip to some people at work and I know that when I go in Friday to work every one will know about my freaky side. Oh well. It's not possible to get less attention from the chics at work, and hell I might get more, you never know.

I've a whole folder of my SF trip so check it out. I scanned all the pics developed from the disposable. Next time I'm either going to have atleast a chep digi cam, or just get a picture cd.

Goodnight my beauties. Bondage is fun

This is going to be personal info about my genitalia, you've been warned.

I'm that guy that always gets put almost immediately into the friend zone. It's cool being let in on
things that most guys don't get to hear, because now I know all kinds of nifty little secrets.
Though not really a secret, most guys don't hear it; it's a unanimous decision that women hate
hairy balls.

So I shave my balls. I don’t do it often, it’s more of a just in case measurement. Like I have to
go buy condoms for the same reason. I don’t plan on hooking up with anyone, but I’ve been
tempted lately, it’s been ten months, and I’m finally over my last relationship. So if it just
happens I decide to break my own no sex rule. Hey, I’m not perfect.

And the other advantage is how great my penis looks. I’ll be honest, I’m only seven inches with
a bit of bulk, but now I look HUGE. Because I shaved and trimmed. Now I have porno cock.
It’s one of those mental advantages. The same reason I wear bikini briefs on a date, mental
advantage. Even if I don’t plan on her seeing down there, I know I look good.

Now I do it the smart way. I use my electric trimmer. I may get smoother results with a normal
razor, but I don’t want stubble like I get on my face, and the itch would be unbearable. Now the
problem with using an electric razor is it’s impossible to do without getting turned on.

That’s about all I can write about that topic, just thought it was about time to update. I’m
working on saying whatever I want, bit of a confidence booster. It’s working. New look, more
relaxed, just being me, it’s all contributing. It’s pretty cool actually. It’s nice not being thrust
into the “friend zone,” now I’m a friend with potential. I don’t want to bang every girl I meet, I
like having a lot of female friends. I just want to be able to snag one when I want some one to
hang out with, and maybe a bit more along the way. I’ll save my dating theories for another time.

Went to Bondage a Go Go tonight. It was somuch fun. I danced almost the whole time after I finished my drink. It's something I really enjoyed about it, and the Death Guild, is that you do whatever the music tells you to. No fucking conforming to the stupid MTV generation way of dancing. Looking at Usher and that Timberlake jackass pisses me off.

After the 12th Annual Miss BaGG Contest, which was super sexy, I went to the toy room and had the hottest little dominatrix spank the hell out of me. It was fantastic. I thought I'd enjoy it, but not as much as I did. I can't wait to go again.

I took a lot of pics, and I'll ge them up as soon as I get them developed, some may not have come out because of the poor lighting, though. I had a firend try and take pic of me getting my ass smacked, but they didn't allow pics and they tried to block it. We'll see when I get the pics back.

Goodnight my lovelies, I've got to go I'm still horny as hell.

Right now I'm just avoiding post-mortem fame