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It's about our freedom of choice, not whether someone agrees with a lifestyle. It will be a fine day when we as humanity stop seeking to destroy others for our own fodder,masking secret insecurities as righteousness ......and the sheep who follow mindlessly, uninformed. Are they not without hidden agendas of there own???!
It's about our freedom of choice, not whether someone agrees with a lifestyle. It will be a fine day when we as humanity stop seeking to destroy others for our own fodder,masking secret insecurities as righteousness ......and the sheep who follow mindlessly, uninformed. Are they not without hidden agendas of there own???!
Sometimes I wonder if he is real. Did I dream a dream of a man that could understand the debths of me all the while knowing he has yet to experience them? Did I dream of a man that could invoke passion that I have yet to feel for any other ....3000 miles, 3000 .....and I can feel him. Times when I hurt or i'm lost and realize it's not me. Did I dream a dream so convoluted that I believed it was ......true? Did I touch this man this beautiful soul?
Was he there when I stared so deep in his eyes wanting him to just BE, just show me what he's feeling...
Words seem so hard sometimes. They never seem to come out right or seem too much or at times far to little. How do you touch a persons soul without words, without touch? I miss this dream. I miss this image of my friend who understands, who shows me his vulnerability. This man that excites me with his passion for life, who's voice makes me feel so safe, so adored. His spirit is Not like the wind-he is always in movement -here and there, everywhere, was he an explorer? Still and introspective- what does he ponder in his solitude? No he is not like the wind. The wind is still or angry and violent but always predictable in it's state. He is not....predictable at any given time. Perhaps this is why I love this dream-I never know where it will go or how it will be. Yet like a fish caught in a storm, i am rattled and tossed about in a sea of emotion. I can't navigate, I have no one to save me here and await the storm to pass and the ocean to calm so I can regain -I don't know-what do fish regain???
I still feel like the fish-avoid the net, swim faster than the other creatures that would swallow me whole -and for what? I don't know.....
I long to dream of this Man, dream of the soul and intellect and beauty he posses. Long to hear stories that amuse me and learn things I didn't know. To disagree without angry voices and hurtful comments, to see eye to eye and to gaze in his eyes at the soul he won't show. Maybe words are too much or too little for him to express. I wake and I wonder, and I curse this dream and want it to go away and never return...then I close my eyes and hope it comes to me unexpected, always welcome always adored......but I haven't had the dream in awhile-fleeting images, cold, no debth almost nothing-the same nothing or surface safety everyone else gets. Somewhere I became like everyone else 1minute here, a courtesy call or message while moving about from here to there. Assurance there is no time for debth or connection. Being nice. This is not the dream I once dreamt so sweet it scared me, but I wanted to keep dreaming. No this is not that dream.....
I wonder If it was all a dream-did I awake to abruptly? Perhaps it is all gone and I am the last to know, perhaps it is all slipping away and I don't know how to stop it. Perhaps it was just the dream a silly girl dreamt. Perhaps I am just a silly girl anyway....
Was he there when I stared so deep in his eyes wanting him to just BE, just show me what he's feeling...
Words seem so hard sometimes. They never seem to come out right or seem too much or at times far to little. How do you touch a persons soul without words, without touch? I miss this dream. I miss this image of my friend who understands, who shows me his vulnerability. This man that excites me with his passion for life, who's voice makes me feel so safe, so adored. His spirit is Not like the wind-he is always in movement -here and there, everywhere, was he an explorer? Still and introspective- what does he ponder in his solitude? No he is not like the wind. The wind is still or angry and violent but always predictable in it's state. He is not....predictable at any given time. Perhaps this is why I love this dream-I never know where it will go or how it will be. Yet like a fish caught in a storm, i am rattled and tossed about in a sea of emotion. I can't navigate, I have no one to save me here and await the storm to pass and the ocean to calm so I can regain -I don't know-what do fish regain???
I still feel like the fish-avoid the net, swim faster than the other creatures that would swallow me whole -and for what? I don't know.....
I long to dream of this Man, dream of the soul and intellect and beauty he posses. Long to hear stories that amuse me and learn things I didn't know. To disagree without angry voices and hurtful comments, to see eye to eye and to gaze in his eyes at the soul he won't show. Maybe words are too much or too little for him to express. I wake and I wonder, and I curse this dream and want it to go away and never return...then I close my eyes and hope it comes to me unexpected, always welcome always adored......but I haven't had the dream in awhile-fleeting images, cold, no debth almost nothing-the same nothing or surface safety everyone else gets. Somewhere I became like everyone else 1minute here, a courtesy call or message while moving about from here to there. Assurance there is no time for debth or connection. Being nice. This is not the dream I once dreamt so sweet it scared me, but I wanted to keep dreaming. No this is not that dream.....
I wonder If it was all a dream-did I awake to abruptly? Perhaps it is all gone and I am the last to know, perhaps it is all slipping away and I don't know how to stop it. Perhaps it was just the dream a silly girl dreamt. Perhaps I am just a silly girl anyway....
ok...I did my first video w/my webcam. Not the greatest and I did take learnings. Now I am obsessed with making a movie, because I have this program that -well, makes movies. Not freaking easy, and not for the A.D.D. I will learn how to make a movie!!!!
We took the kid trick or treating for hours around my neighborhood College Park. I love it here, but not enough to stay. ..... Made many great contacts this week on LinkedIN including some recruiters at the three companies I've been researching. I'm impressed with myself.
Found my bitch Jocelyn. She and her hubby and kids are living in Burbank. she made an impromptu departure back in April from Florida to L.A. Went on holiday, discussed with hubby-they quit jobs, packed up the kids and said fuck it let's go. Didn't have jobs lined up nor had they secured a place to live. SO very unlike her, but she wants to be a costume designer and figuered now or never and I love her hubby for being down for that. THAT was impressive. My girl was gone though before we could exchange contact info and we'd been acquainted through business. Then BAM right there on Linkedin and that nut is so waiting for me to bring my happy ass out there........i'm getting excited!!!!
Spoke to my dad today and it was great. I called him as he'd been on my mind for like two weeks and i've been having fucked up visions of him dying. Waking visions of him just not being here anymore. Last nights was pretty scarey and caused me to hyperventilate a bit, first time ever that we both kinda opened up and laughed and shared and were just at ease with one another. We have alot more in common then I have ever cared to think. And he is an Aquarius so we are both kinda fucked up in other people's peception I would imagine....Whatever
It was what I needed. Let go of some of that bitterness I've held onto for so long. Not worth it, i'm starting a new life-I can't take old hurts into that. Tossed the 610 phone. i kept it originally to keep in touch with my Philly friends and Joe's family. Then I kept it so that I would have a backup phone and contact list in case anything happened to this phone. But mostly I kept it because I was trying to break free of Joe and I knew that i'd have to work that bandage off slow or it was going to cause 10x the original damage. So i never gave him my 407. The last voicemail I got the day i found out he died. i checked that voicemail for his sisters message. which wasn't there and got one he'd left months earlier. It was bad-I love you always will, i'm sorry and I can't do life anymore I'm tired and I'm not going to be here tomorrow.... 
again it was months later and he didn't quite go that way. we're not sure exactly what happened...he didn't consciously choose it though....SO I RAN THROUGH THE CONTACTS AND ANYONE I MISSED -NOT MEANT TO GO FORWARD WITH. I TOSSED THAT BITCH CHARGER EVERYTHING INTO THE GARBAGE AND THERE IS NO RETRIEVEL. 
Let go and move on at any cost.....I deserve that for myself. i deserve alot for myself ....Today was good
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That was at brunch last week. The horse kept licking and sucking on my arm??? Must like Lush
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This is by far my favorite spooky house ever. I was running last week and saw them DIG the yard to drop a casket
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And that's all folks..Hope everyone had a safe and fun time and have a great weekend. I'm going for something yummy to snack on, a cocktail, a smoke and a scarey movie!!!
PSS- I Love Portishead and this had to have been an amazing show to experiance live in NYC. The passion and intensity are spell binding. You can almost feel the cry for change......God I love music...the pulse of life, the heartbeat of the soul...........
We took the kid trick or treating for hours around my neighborhood College Park. I love it here, but not enough to stay. ..... Made many great contacts this week on LinkedIN including some recruiters at the three companies I've been researching. I'm impressed with myself.
Found my bitch Jocelyn. She and her hubby and kids are living in Burbank. she made an impromptu departure back in April from Florida to L.A. Went on holiday, discussed with hubby-they quit jobs, packed up the kids and said fuck it let's go. Didn't have jobs lined up nor had they secured a place to live. SO very unlike her, but she wants to be a costume designer and figuered now or never and I love her hubby for being down for that. THAT was impressive. My girl was gone though before we could exchange contact info and we'd been acquainted through business. Then BAM right there on Linkedin and that nut is so waiting for me to bring my happy ass out there........i'm getting excited!!!!
Spoke to my dad today and it was great. I called him as he'd been on my mind for like two weeks and i've been having fucked up visions of him dying. Waking visions of him just not being here anymore. Last nights was pretty scarey and caused me to hyperventilate a bit, first time ever that we both kinda opened up and laughed and shared and were just at ease with one another. We have alot more in common then I have ever cared to think. And he is an Aquarius so we are both kinda fucked up in other people's peception I would imagine....Whatever
It was what I needed. Let go of some of that bitterness I've held onto for so long. Not worth it, i'm starting a new life-I can't take old hurts into that. Tossed the 610 phone. i kept it originally to keep in touch with my Philly friends and Joe's family. Then I kept it so that I would have a backup phone and contact list in case anything happened to this phone. But mostly I kept it because I was trying to break free of Joe and I knew that i'd have to work that bandage off slow or it was going to cause 10x the original damage. So i never gave him my 407. The last voicemail I got the day i found out he died. i checked that voicemail for his sisters message. which wasn't there and got one he'd left months earlier. It was bad-I love you always will, i'm sorry and I can't do life anymore I'm tired and I'm not going to be here tomorrow.... again it was months later and he didn't quite go that way. we're not sure exactly what happened...he didn't consciously choose it though....SO I RAN THROUGH THE CONTACTS AND ANYONE I MISSED -NOT MEANT TO GO FORWARD WITH. I TOSSED THAT BITCH CHARGER EVERYTHING INTO THE GARBAGE AND THERE IS NO RETRIEVEL. Let go and move on at any cost.....I deserve that for myself. i deserve alot for myself ....Today was good
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That was at brunch last week. The horse kept licking and sucking on my arm??? Must like Lush
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This is by far my favorite spooky house ever. I was running last week and saw them DIG the yard to drop a casket
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And that's all folks..Hope everyone had a safe and fun time and have a great weekend. I'm going for something yummy to snack on, a cocktail, a smoke and a scarey movie!!!
PSS- I Love Portishead and this had to have been an amazing show to experiance live in NYC. The passion and intensity are spell binding. You can almost feel the cry for change......God I love music...the pulse of life, the heartbeat of the soul...........
Roomates are pregnant and getting married, likely in a few weeks. Preggers and ring I knew about. Cruise during thanksgiving week, no really not on my radar. I hope that nowhere in this lack of thought did anyone imagine me being on the Titanic. There is nothing in me that wants to commit to that. I want to be the fuck out of Florida and knee deep in my own excitement and adventures. Thaksgiving I commited to going home to be w/ my family. It let's me off the hook for the following 6 months including Christmas. Mary tried to pin me down for New Years Eve- we should all do camping for.........SORRY You must have lost your fucking mind!!!! I'm not doing that and I don't know how many more times I have to say -I AM leaving, and no one wants to hear that from me. Erin is engaged and getting married May 23...Should have been such a happy conversation and it was like I killed her dog. That's why i've been avoiding her since I got back from L.A. then she tried to pin me for Christmas. ....I don't know where I want to be, but I want to be somewhere deliciously happy, same for New Years- i want to be somewhere I can take a moment and realize all that I have worked for and just marvel for a moment.
K and Jamie signed for the house Friday and were in it fully, Saturday. Jorge is pissed because everything is changing so quick and he doesn't like it. Mary has stopped fucking dreaming, I have put my foot up her ass, she had a golden ticket to what she wanted and she just won't. Stupid excuse after another. Someone has the opportunity to get your work in front of Donatella Versace and make the introduction because he's leaving....THE FUCK????? she could be styling Donatella and instead is going to Disney tomorrow to see what they have part time because they will need more staff for parades? Donatella> Goofy? maybe it's just me. I can't push her anymore. It's enough fighting my own insecurities and pushing myself right now while shielding myself from all the shit going on around me.
I get that my leaving is hurtful to people, they need to get that watching everyone's dreams come true is unacceptable for me. I love them and I want them to be happy and I want to celebrate there triumphs, but not at the expense of my own happiness. I've spent most of my life giving far too much of myself because i didn't want to disappoint. I won't do that again, give myself away. I deserve happiness on my terms and I don't care how selfish that is, I am taking it and alot of people very well may get hurt.It hurts me more to know that and to be the cause. But we will all just have to get over it.. It's time for me......
K and Jamie signed for the house Friday and were in it fully, Saturday. Jorge is pissed because everything is changing so quick and he doesn't like it. Mary has stopped fucking dreaming, I have put my foot up her ass, she had a golden ticket to what she wanted and she just won't. Stupid excuse after another. Someone has the opportunity to get your work in front of Donatella Versace and make the introduction because he's leaving....THE FUCK????? she could be styling Donatella and instead is going to Disney tomorrow to see what they have part time because they will need more staff for parades? Donatella> Goofy? maybe it's just me. I can't push her anymore. It's enough fighting my own insecurities and pushing myself right now while shielding myself from all the shit going on around me.
I get that my leaving is hurtful to people, they need to get that watching everyone's dreams come true is unacceptable for me. I love them and I want them to be happy and I want to celebrate there triumphs, but not at the expense of my own happiness. I've spent most of my life giving far too much of myself because i didn't want to disappoint. I won't do that again, give myself away. I deserve happiness on my terms and I don't care how selfish that is, I am taking it and alot of people very well may get hurt.It hurts me more to know that and to be the cause. But we will all just have to get over it.. It's time for me......
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WE WANT A VEGAN/VEGETARIAN SHOW ON THE FOOD NETWORK! Odette has done a video for a competition to get just that.... I would love you long time If you hit the link below, watched her video -scrolled down a smidge and left some positive feedback for the network on why Veggie/Veg is good and why OUR girl should represent. note I said POSITIVE.
If you don't like it shut your pie hole and keep your comments here on the site!:food network
I don't feel like posting a new blog so here is the other update******* I don't like him today********* but go on and read if your curious
Anyhow.....
This is how my boy makes me feel
But he's so far away and I don't want to visit, i just want to be there...and I will be soon but until then, I feel like
But of course i'm me and I feel crazy and scared sometimes and that the little bit I have of him i'll just lose or already have so I feel
PS I don't care for and really never did like that song...like anyone needs to teach me aout running away
REALLY though....I want US in the worst way. Sometimes you just know that person-He is that person for me: so warm, intelligent,loving, funny, alittle cocky,independant,articuate, talented,open to new experiances, loves beautiful things,driven,he knows things about me I don't often recognize and he knows how to get me to open myself even if he thinks he doesn't and that I'm not. He makes me think-more than any person I have ever met and he challenges me in good ways.But he's also a bastard! He thinks he shares more of himself than he does,he runs away out of fears that I still am unsure of and he gets a million crushes a day. Smile at him and he likes you-he thinks I don't know that But I am a result of it.....but he is so very deep and God he is the most beautiful man in the world to me and I know I have never told him that. His voice completly captivates me and If I had to chose death it would be with him kissing me...I can't imagine that love and being in love with someone is something more than this - he consumes me and I try and fight it and I try and run and sometimes I hate his guts and I realize it's because I'm scared and he is scared and we're both running from each other and i don't want to run. I want so much to just look him in the eyes and say-I love you, it is a relationship-one day i willl be the MILF, and the wife your friends all want to fuck, include your female friends
Today I am just me-naked on Sg for the world to see and I am comfortable there. Business and career driven,crazy like a fox, most likely to be found dancing provocatively on a bar. Totally eyebalin where I can sneak off with my man and have alittle PLAY in some public venue. Most likely to get involved in some philanthropic effort that consumes my soul, most likely to have a million people trying to get time with me, most likely to be on a cloud or far far far away in my mind.....and despite it all-he would still be at the top of everythng-I'd give up sleep to make sure of that. WOW who knew???
WE WANT A VEGAN/VEGETARIAN SHOW ON THE FOOD NETWORK! Odette has done a video for a competition to get just that.... I would love you long time If you hit the link below, watched her video -scrolled down a smidge and left some positive feedback for the network on why Veggie/Veg is good and why OUR girl should represent. note I said POSITIVE.
If you don't like it shut your pie hole and keep your comments here on the site!:food network
I don't feel like posting a new blog so here is the other update******* I don't like him today********* but go on and read if your curious
Anyhow.....
This is how my boy makes me feel
But he's so far away and I don't want to visit, i just want to be there...and I will be soon but until then, I feel like
But of course i'm me and I feel crazy and scared sometimes and that the little bit I have of him i'll just lose or already have so I feel
PS I don't care for and really never did like that song...like anyone needs to teach me aout running away
REALLY though....I want US in the worst way. Sometimes you just know that person-He is that person for me: so warm, intelligent,loving, funny, alittle cocky,independant,articuate, talented,open to new experiances, loves beautiful things,driven,he knows things about me I don't often recognize and he knows how to get me to open myself even if he thinks he doesn't and that I'm not. He makes me think-more than any person I have ever met and he challenges me in good ways.But he's also a bastard! He thinks he shares more of himself than he does,he runs away out of fears that I still am unsure of and he gets a million crushes a day. Smile at him and he likes you-he thinks I don't know that But I am a result of it.....but he is so very deep and God he is the most beautiful man in the world to me and I know I have never told him that. His voice completly captivates me and If I had to chose death it would be with him kissing me...I can't imagine that love and being in love with someone is something more than this - he consumes me and I try and fight it and I try and run and sometimes I hate his guts and I realize it's because I'm scared and he is scared and we're both running from each other and i don't want to run. I want so much to just look him in the eyes and say-I love you, it is a relationship-one day i willl be the MILF, and the wife your friends all want to fuck, include your female friends
Today I am just me-naked on Sg for the world to see and I am comfortable there. Business and career driven,crazy like a fox, most likely to be found dancing provocatively on a bar. Totally eyebalin where I can sneak off with my man and have alittle PLAY
in some public venue. Most likely to get involved in some philanthropic effort that consumes my soul, most likely to have a million people trying to get time with me, most likely to be on a cloud or far far far away in my mind.....and despite it all-he would still be at the top of everythng-I'd give up sleep to make sure of that. WOW who knew???
This is hilarious and alittle truthful.!!!!!!!!
Naughty Horoscopes!!!
Body: Virgo- August 23 to September 23
This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy.
Yes you read that right.
They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream.
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.
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Aries (March 21- April-19)
LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.
Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.
The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never know who you are fucking that day.
They have had sex.
A lot of sex.
Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high.
The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few.
If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.
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Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69
This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
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Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--
Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?
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LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...you think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes doing doggystyle that's a given. As long as it feels good, but leos also like missionary if they are in love with there lover that is the most intimate position as you two look in each other eyes. Their underware is always..er..interesting to say the least, if they are wearing any. They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them..do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. The best sex partner is a Scorpio leos love them... Rubies jewels usually are their love. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.
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SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
HOLEY SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCKing
Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Leos are in second place, so don't worry that much leos)
Scorpios KNOW how to seduce.
They KNOW what is kinky.
They are highly manipulative.
They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want.
They KNOW how to fuck.
And they are making room for modifications.
All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position.
Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst. they are the BEST in bed together..but if the emotions are not there then that's a different story. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's their idea of a typical normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them come...otherwise gods help ya.
Favorite Song: Master and Servant.
Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....or three...or five....but beware their sting!
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.
True love is being shaved.
Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love.
And they LOVE to travel.
They are constantly moving.
They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE.
They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to :
Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more!
Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...Lingerie...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home.
Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lot and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on, Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love Sex as Much as a Sag!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie!
They love to bite.
They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive.
But when they warm up?
There is no stopping them.
They like to have the back of their knees licked.
They live for tongue massages.
They think porno is just SILLY...who thought THAT up? But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything. SO WRONG!!!! I Love the porno...pornos good.
Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine...you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in.
They like to play games...as long as they are in charge.
This is a misunderstood sign...they can be very kinky. As long as it is with people they love.
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Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) --
MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them.
Go figure.
They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night. which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.
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Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20)
Get out the boots - Stilletto heels - foot creams and panty hose...here come da fishies!
They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toe masturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet.
Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens!
Fucking in the water and see them squirm.
Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered how strong the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces men break furniture when they fuck...things get flung everywhere.
Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest things...Trains...Water fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are the sirens calling you to the beach where you will end up on your back on a towel with water all over you and not wanting it to stop.
I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darker kinky side at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great" OR "What do you MEAN you never......" SAM from sex and the city should be a Pisces. These babes are perfectionists. You will have a perfect orgasm with them...so will they..in fact, they strive for perfection in everything they do...it's all in th details for them. There will not be ONE hair out of place with a Pisces. All of their fetish jewlery will match a specific whip or dress or shoes.
EVERYTHING MUST MATCH! I have one Pisces friend that has nipple tassles that match for every pair of underware and whip that she owns! NO SHIT! You might think they are shy! HA! They are just planning something. I had a Pisces Friend (Same Pisces friend with the matching tassles by the way) who was at a nudist beach in Brazil (You will always find a Pisces at a beach...its inbred in them) A middle aged man in his early 50's or so came up to her and immediately saw her body and BABING! got a hard on!
Not feeling shocked in any way, shape or form, she walked right up to him and put her hand on his cock for a moment , then with her same hand took her sunglasses off , looked him RIGHT in the eye and said "DAHLING, your erection is SUPERB!" and she walked off never to see him again.
You never can tell what the hell a Pisces will do, but I guarantee that it will be SUPERB!
SECRET: Pisces women fall for a man that can wear a high heel and garter. And look good
Naughty Horoscopes!!!
Body: Virgo- August 23 to September 23
This is the MOST confused sign on the planet. This sign is pretty realistic: No Frills. They love to fuck in showers not because it's kinky...but because of hygenic reasons...they are big into sanitary issues. Every Virgo I have ever met has issues...always going back to hygiene. They have to arrange time in their busy scheduals to have sex...But when a reservation is made...You had better be there on time, if not a little early. With flowers. And Clean.
Virgos want to make their partner happy. That's it. USUALLY. You will always get a freaky Virgo. Even so, they will TRY to get YOU to cum. And if they can't make you cum, they will buy someone or something that will.they love to make their partner happy.
Yes you read that right.
They LIVE to masturbate...whether its you rubbing them, them rubbing you...them rubbing against your fox fur coat...whatever! they are very sexual people. usually always horny.!!!Some Virgos WANT to be punished. They will do naughty things to be caught so they can be punished. They are perfect for Aries who want to punish SOMEBODY. Anybody! Pretend rape scenes also turn on Virgos. As long as they know they are secretly safe. If you have ever seen the Carnival Rape scene in 'Henry & June' this is a Virgo wet dream.
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Taurus (April 20 - May 20)
--Don't tease them. It will only piss them off. Taureans are realists. If you say that you are horny: Prepare to be fucked. Taureans are heavy indulgers, though. All forms of indulgence: Sex-drugs-wine-food...whatever their vice may be: they simply cannot get enough. They do not believe in moderation. They will fuck until they are sore. Taurus likes to have sex just for the sake of having sex. What they lack in originality, they make up for in stamina and endurance. Okay...so they may not be into bondage, okay? But they WILL lick you until you have at least three orgasms or until you pass out...whichever comes first. Taurus uses their tongue for EVERYthing...and I mean that. They love to lick people in whipped cream, alcohol, chocolate, flesh and candy???Bring it on! Caution: They are looking for a relationship so be kind to them.
They also have a BIG wet thing for scent. Sometimes they don't want a lover to bathe before sex. Or you may find them shaggin in a garden or a greenhouse...to smell the dirt: After all, they are Earth signs.
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Aries (March 21- April-19)
LIVES for head massages. ANY part of their head: Lips, Eyelids, Eyes, Tongue, you name it! Aries also likes to fuck in public places during business hours. You need to be open minded with an Aries...If you don't feel like being duct taped to a wall and beaten with live ferrets: Tell Them. Be warned! IF you don't want to be kinky, don't be with an Aries. If you say 'No' too often to them you may lose them as a lover forever.
Aries Idea of Heaven Is: Participating in live sex shows for money. Having their favorite human toy win first place in a pony boy/girl race. Fucking as an art form on display in a gallery. They secretly crave to be strippers or Annie Sprinkle. Aries LIVES to be jealous...they also like to coordinate other people fucking. Secretly desire to be fluffers. Aries owned a Violet Wand before it was popular. They are also Sadists.
The best gift to give an Aries is designer colored nylon rope in their favorite color. They live to tease and torture...HEY...Somebody's gotta do it, right? They like hair pulling. Beware of their 'toy' collections. Don't tease them...they will rape you. They love pony boys and girls...I cannot emphasize this enough! They like it doggie style especially if they are steering. Give an Aries 100 feet of rope and a 250 dollar flogger, they will follow. As long as they get to be the one holding the handle.
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Gemini (May 21 - June 21)
Ever heard the saying "Been there. Done that?" chances are it came from a Gemini. They are always changing...they are the eternal Chameleon. You never know who you are fucking that day.
They have had sex.
A lot of sex.
Probably because they are in a constant state of flux...always looking for the new high.
The biggest turn on for a Gemini is: LOCATION LOCATION LOCATION.
Here is just a smattering of places that I know Geminis have fucked: In the elevator of the moseleum of Forest Lawn Cemetary DURING A FUNERAL. Wine cellars in nightclubs. Vip Areas of Theatres. Public Parks. The 18th Hole of a private golf course. In the center of a race track just as the flag was going up. On various Gym equipment at numerous health spas. A football stadium during the SuperBowl. A Balcony railing at Mardis Gras in the French Quarter...just to name a few.
If it's shiny...they will want it. They are big on DRAMA so be prepared for them to set the mood for sex no matter WHERE you might end up. They WILL take the initiative. They live off their charm. If they are male and gay they will still be the greatest fuck your female friend has ever had. Go figure. They are also Voyeurs but always willing to lend a hand ... or any other part of anatomy. If they are depressed, suck on their fingers, that always seems to cheer them up. Their goal is to fuck in the front row of the OSCARS when the cameras pans on them so that they can wave.
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Cancer (June 22 - July 22) -- 69
This is the sign that needs to be cuddled. They may believe that they were born in the wrong period or century. They DWELL in the past...Victorian...Roman...Medieval...You name it.
They usually will only fuck at night...come to think of it...they fuck better at night anyway. Maybe its because they are ruled by the Moon. This is a sign that is looking for TRUE love...I mean REAL TRUE DEEP LOVE...that 'Romancing The Stone' Frikkin 'Wuthering Heights' kind of love. They probably cry at the end of any Jane Austen flick. They want to be swept off of their feet. They really do deserve it, too. They are constantly dumped on by previous past fucktard ex lovers that think they own them. Sometimes Cancers pick the wrong guy/girl and get beat up or emotionally hurt. Why? They think its what they deserve. Which is bullshit. They are wonderful people. They love water sports (jacuzzis/pools/showers/saunas/bathouses...) They want to be comfortable while fucking...oh sure the foreplay may have had you bent over a barstool...but when you get home they want comfy couches, beds, fluffy pillows, anything soft and fuzzy that is not a pet. Cancerians also have a horrible tendency to misplace their clothing. Highly Exhibitionistic. They live for Oral...as long as it tastes good. Karma Sutra honey dust is a good start...mints...ice cream..anything with sugar...fruit...Don't rush them they smolder. But when you get started, be ready for a long night. They like to play with ice cubes, too. Also nipples are a BIG thing for Crabs...they all secretly wish to get their nipples pierced. Can be submissive highly. Masturbation is where they get their bonus points at. Be warned: They like 'em YOUNG...so you better be ready to dress up like an Animation school boy/girl with a whip to keep 'em.
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Libra (Sept. 23 - Oct. 23)--
Let the games begin! Libra will try anything once. Twice to make sure they liked it. Three times to be absolutely sure. Do not touch a Libra's head during oral sex...that may work with an Aries, but not here. Libras LOVE giving oral - They LOVE getting it , too. But don't feel like they get enough...too bad, because they sure as hell are getting enough of everything else. They will buy toys to make YOU use it on THEM. Libras are mental creatures that believe in living and fulfilling fantasies that they haven't done in real life...which is rare because they have done almost EVERYTHING. They have no problem sploshing. To them, sitting in a pie COULD be fun. Porn? Bring it on! Sex, video AND food? ALRIGHT! They are heavily exhibitionistic by accident. They are accident prone, they lose bras, underware, condoms....they also accidentally end up in bed with people. Amazing how THAT works! They like to cross dress. Both sexes do this quite well, actually. Male Librans are mistaken for women all the time, and Female Libras are mistaken for men every now and again too...its because they are under the goddess Aphrodite. They are never just ONE sex. They can always feel what the opposite sex feels. Which is why they are rarely clingy, except in rare circumstances when they have been led on, then watch the manipulative side of the scales swing. They love to role play and play dress up. They like to dress like hookers or Queen Elizabeth (This is the men, too!) Who are they really? It depends on what day of the week it is. They believe that life is too short to date ugly people in more ways than one. So if you are being shagged by a Libra, there is a good reason. Whether you are attractive physically, emotionally, mentally or have a fantastic sense of humor, there is always a reason for a Libra to be fucking you. But they HATE vulgarity. They despise feeling like they are on a waiting list to get your attention...worse yet, feeling like they are your groupie. That won't last long, then. They have already figured out HOW to destroy you...now they are biding their time to see how long until they throw YOU away...with nothing. But, if you get past all that, expect long luxurious nights talking and playing Strip Tarot or Naked Chess. They are the Graceful Slut...but not slutty and yet accident prone. If you are going to fuck a Libra: Get mirrors. Lots of them. They have more vanity issues than a Gemini. Nothing is TOO kinky for them. They are the eternal Courtesan or Concubine. They are sex therapists, porn writers who knows?
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LEO (July 23 - Aug. 22)
If you fuck up just once with a Leo...That's IT. Don't be expecting them to take you back. They are not willing victims, after all, they CHOSE you...you screwed up? They can UN-Choose you just the same. They live for Menage a Trois...or Qua...or Cinco....anything in a group is okay as long as they are in the middle. Leos also like bubble baths. Once you start with a Leo...do not think you can just turn their emotions on or off like a switch...they demand satisfaction. NOW. All the stress in the world ends up in the Leo neck...They need neckrubs...they feel like they have the entire weight of the world on their head. If its kinky, a Leo has probably done it..You know Madonna's a LEO, right? She masters the Madonna/Whore/Goddess thing pretty well, huh? I wonder why? Could it be cause shes a fuckin' LEO? yep. Valmont was probably a Leo. They probably have the movie at home. Get out your furry gloves and faux mink whips for this kitten. they love soft floggers and there is a specific spot on their back right above their tailbone that is heaven to them where if touched right will actually make them purr...you think I'm bullshitting you? Try it, I dare ya. Leo likes doing doggystyle that's a given. As long as it feels good, but leos also like missionary if they are in love with there lover that is the most intimate position as you two look in each other eyes. Their underware is always..er..interesting to say the least, if they are wearing any. They LIVE for boudoir photography. They LOVE to be photographed. If they can afford a nude or semi nude photo of them..do it now. Leos are born and bred to be porn stars...even if they act prude about it..they have thought about it. The best sex partner is a Scorpio leos love them... Rubies jewels usually are their love. Love to have their hair brushed and played with. You had better be vocal in bed with them...they want to hear how well they are doing. If a Leo has chosen YOU as a mate. Just accept it and enjoy the ride. Be prepared for anything. They have no problem tying you down. They ARE the naughty school teacher, the pirate captain, the gypsy king and Cleopatra all rolled into one.
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SCORPIO (Oct. 24 - Nov. 21)
HOLEY SHIT! here comes the masters and mistresses of FUCKing
Sorry Leo, but Scorps ARE the leaders in the Kink O Rama factor (Leos are in second place, so don't worry that much leos)
Scorpios KNOW how to seduce.
They KNOW what is kinky.
They are highly manipulative.
They KNOW how to get you to do what THEY want.
They KNOW how to fuck.
And they are making room for modifications.
All they have to do is walk into a room and look at you, and you WILL be on your back assuming the position.
Anne Rice (During her 'Beauty' phase) wants to be a Scorpio. Leos and Scorpios make for a fabulous tryst. they are the BEST in bed together..but if the emotions are not there then that's a different story. Don't dare TRY to make a Scorpio jealous...they will duct tape you to a chair and make you watch them fuck your boss..or your sister/brother..or Mother...hell, that's their idea of a typical normal Thursday night. They love to use gag balls. They always have carpet burns on their knees and back...this is from their constant rutting like a wild weasel in heat. They are also very cunning and secretive. They have a fetish for riding crops and bridles. Most Scorpios have mastered the Binaca Blowjob for heightened and elongated pleasure. I hope you can go the distance and can make them come...otherwise gods help ya.
Favorite Song: Master and Servant.
Most female Scorpios have a horrible tendency of being Alcohol Lesbians...get them drunk enough they will kiss a girl...or two....or three...or five....but beware their sting!
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Sagittarius (Nov. 22 - Dec. 21)
Right out the chute I am going to tell you...THEY LOVE TO BE SHAVED.
True love is being shaved.
Sagittarius love is being shaved by someone they love.
And they LOVE to travel.
They are constantly moving.
They are always packing and going somewhere. They are the outdoorsy type. Why fuck in a tent when you can be surrounded by Sequoias under a moonlit night and have sex? Sags will Fuck Everywhere! Most Sags flash body parts and are closet nudists. They will be the first to register for nude volleyball at the nudist resort. Don't get me wrong, they have a TON of provocative clothing at home, but they like to be naked. EVERYWHERE.
They don't know why its against the law to drive naked in a convertable especially. It just doesn't seem right. Downright Anti-American to them. They are also bleeding heart causefighters. They believe that sex is a biological function amongst friends...why fight it when you can fuck it? A perfect night for them is to :
Talk. Fuck. Talk. Fuck. Go out and look at sea otters..Pick some flowers...Talk. Fuck. Laugh. Have a drink. Talk. Fuck. Dinner. Fuck. Sleep. Fuck and Fuck some more!
Male Sags have more fetishes than a female Sag. Foot fetishes...Lingerie...Female Sags are nature lovers: Do it in the bushes, Sex on the beach, in the ocean, hell behind the local laundrymat! Kinky? they Love Kinky. Wear that pirate getup for these girls, they'll be on their knees in a heartbeat. They'll dress kinky and skip the panties under a short skirt if you're going out on the town, just to get you going, and I do mean going~ these girls want it all night long! Whipped cream, body oils and bondage,Licking and sucking, whatever it takes to keep the party going! . They believe in doing it and doing it often! fucking before the movie starts..., fucking at the theatre during the previews and maybe a quick blowjob on the way home.
Sag females love sexing up your whole body! Give them a chance, there won't be a body part they haven't sucked licked or fucked!You can touch them anywhere and they got hott cause they're freaky like that! They love leg rubs and jacuzzis, this is because their thighs are a hot spot...They'll be the ones holding you up fucking in the closet at your friends housewarming party at two in the morning. They are built for lot and lots of sex in any way shape or form, kinky or slow teasing, fast and hard or slow and easy~ if you want to get your freak on, Sagittarians are the way to go! None of the other signs love Sex as Much as a Sag!
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Capricorn (Dec. 22 - Jan. 19)
Just as I was writing this one, my Capricorn friend proceeds to call me...Capricorns are psychic by accident. They have no idea the fates smile on them from time to time...they just accept it an move on. You can turn on a Cappie just by breathing on them. They are strong and responsible and have dignity. But they are too easy to turn on sometimes. And watch out when they are horny...whoever is in the room better have protection. They are natural screamers and leave bite marks. they like sex a lot as a favorite past time. Usually durinig commercial breaks is perfect. Its nothing for a Cappie to fuck seven or eight times during commercial breaks in an hour long T.V. Show. They like to do it in the shower...on the furniture...on other peoples furniture...on other peoples beds...Cars...Tents...boats....yep, if they are in the mood...it could be at the Presiden't inaugeration...get ready for some nookie!
They love to bite.
They might seem at first sight of them rather cold and insensitive.
But when they warm up?
There is no stopping them.
They like to have the back of their knees licked.
They live for tongue massages.
They think porno is just SILLY...who thought THAT up? But they will watch it to see if they are missing anything. SO WRONG!!!! I Love the porno...pornos good.
Give them dim lighting, a roaring fireplace and a nice bottle of wine...you might as well reconcile yourself to the fact that you better leave the phones off for the entire weekend and order food in.
They like to play games...as long as they are in charge.
This is a misunderstood sign...they can be very kinky. As long as it is with people they love.
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Aquarius (Jan. 20- Feb. 18) --
MY favorite sluts are Aquarius. Why? Because if you don't expect anything in return, you won't be disappointed. Sounds easy, huh? They will get under your skin though, so beware. It's easy to be hurt by an Aquarius because they don't want you to know what they are thinking. If they are silent but you are in the room with them...chances are they are in heavy thought. But don't worry, chances are they are thinking about you...and fifteen other things. Water bearers look at sex like it is a form of recess. They can turn you on by simply walking in the room. They are the Rain Man of the Zodiac. They give too much of themselves to others that don't give a shit...then get shy to those that care about them.
Go figure.
They like kinky. They are easy going. To them, it's a learning experience. Male Aquarians like to tease and live life in a fantasy world. Female Aquarians can't masturbate enough...Males never get the chance to masturbate because everybody wants a piece of them. They like their ankles nibbled. They love back massages. Their ultimate adventure is the "But we might get caught" game.
They will fuck wherever they run the risk of being seen or found by another lover. Don't expect faithfulness from these creatures...it's just not in their DNA. They are open minded to the point that anything shiny will derail their train of thought. Fucking while standing or leaning is a plus here. Fuck with their mind and they will follow you anywhere. They enjoy being fucked in groups of three. Think being Jack Nicholson in bed with the three Witches of Eastwick? This is a Aquarian dream. They need you to make the first move. Not to be dominated. But to bring them back to earth now and again for a little physical funtime. They get lost in the clouds a lot. Don't derail from your personal pleasure course, however, otherwise you will be just talking to them all night. which can be stimulating just as well too. Beware! They are the flirts and teases from HELL! Never take one on a trip to a Home Depot when you are both horny. This can lead to nasty things.
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Pisces (Feb. 19- Mar. 20)
Get out the boots - Stilletto heels - foot creams and panty hose...here come da fishies!
They are the LEADERS in foot fetish. Masturbation in shoes? Okay. Toe masturbation...bring it on! They love using their feet.
Suck on a Pisceans toes and SEE what happens!
Fucking in the water and see them squirm.
Pisces have probably done it in a sex swing. Or at least considered how strong the ceiling beams are on their house to put one in. Pisces men break furniture when they fuck...things get flung everywhere.
Pisces can be turned on by the wierdest things...Trains...Water fountains...Jump rope...Whatever. They are the sirens calling you to the beach where you will end up on your back on a towel with water all over you and not wanting it to stop.
I have heard it said that its the pisces that will cross the darker kinky side at least once...just to say "YEP. did that. Not that great" OR "What do you MEAN you never......" SAM from sex and the city should be a Pisces. These babes are perfectionists. You will have a perfect orgasm with them...so will they..in fact, they strive for perfection in everything they do...it's all in th details for them. There will not be ONE hair out of place with a Pisces. All of their fetish jewlery will match a specific whip or dress or shoes.
EVERYTHING MUST MATCH! I have one Pisces friend that has nipple tassles that match for every pair of underware and whip that she owns! NO SHIT! You might think they are shy! HA! They are just planning something. I had a Pisces Friend (Same Pisces friend with the matching tassles by the way) who was at a nudist beach in Brazil (You will always find a Pisces at a beach...its inbred in them) A middle aged man in his early 50's or so came up to her and immediately saw her body and BABING! got a hard on!
Not feeling shocked in any way, shape or form, she walked right up to him and put her hand on his cock for a moment , then with her same hand took her sunglasses off , looked him RIGHT in the eye and said "DAHLING, your erection is SUPERB!" and she walked off never to see him again.
You never can tell what the hell a Pisces will do, but I guarantee that it will be SUPERB!
SECRET: Pisces women fall for a man that can wear a high heel and garter. And look good
I have had all of these visions of my past-lovers, family, friends just beating the hell out of me for over a week. I have barely eaten and Peanut butter seems the only thing I can actually handle without wanting to be sick, I am making myself miserable with the tortures of hurts that I have inflicted. Then there are the worst demons and that's the guilt of things I know in logic I couldn't be responsible for. But i torture myself anyway....
Joe -well obviously I don't know that I will fully ever just let him die. Atleast I realized today that I took on the responsibility of saving his life. That's not love that is selfish. But I was going to show him life was beautiful and worth living and at some point failed, ran so far, so fast and I still feel -like I was the reason a mother buried her son,sisters and brothers lost there brother and nieces and nephews would only have pictures and stories. Stephanie many years prior- I can see her walking away from the car, coming to spend time with her friends...I on many occasions would force feed her in the breakroom. she had become so frail. I jumped down one of the servers throats one nite, when she remarked to everyone that stephanie needed to get a grip. They were neighbors and i suppose she would wander over and talk endlessly about things that made little sense. I knew from conversations with her that she needed help-professional help. I said a loud too many times that if her family doesn't get it for her soon - she is going to kill herself. i didn't see her that day she parked her car at Showboat to come and see us at the cafe. Her family had gotten her on meds and got her a therapist, it was too little too late and she was so young and so beautiful. far to beautiful to end up on pavement.
I didn't go to the funeral and I laughed when I was told what happened. Casinos do not like to talk about jumpers and i was working two jobs so I slept two hours in the morning and two hours at night. i didn't see the news and had no warning as the GM called for the entire host staff to meet. I laughed, I went back to work, and slowly I became angrier and angrier and thank god Ken could see it, because I don't thnk anyone else saw what was happening. He took me off the floor on the boardwalk and we walked and talked and I don't know that anything actually came out of my mouth, other than I knew and I should have stopped it. So my anger was at me, I wasn't there....I failed to be a friend.
Secret tortures, silent killers that we inflict on ourselves. Perhaps the devils way of making sure we are too weak to take happiness and love and embrace it. Cripple us with fears and pains and regrets that are not truly ours to hold so that ultimately we destroy all that is good in our lives.
I know to well that it doesn't have to be this way and I don't know how I stepped so far backwards after all of the work that i've done. I have made amazing strides and now i feel like I am in this place because I have to make a final change. I have to let go of thoughts that don't serve me. Let go of ghosts that rest peacefully, let go of being too weak to fight and to strong to fall. I finally see everything that I want right in front of me and it's so close....it's killing me that it's right there and I can't touch it, any of it...if I don't make the right decisions now -they will all disappear, all of my dreams and hopes that somewhere I stopped dreaming because I felt not worthy of that kind of success, happiness and love ...for all the people I have hurt I felt especially that love true love just would not be mine in this life. My punishment for being an arrogant bitter cunt and for being to self absorbed to be there for the people that I loved so much, but felt like I just couldn't be enough for.
And no one understands, because i don't trust anyone to say this, it's fucking insane....I smile and chat with the roomates. I promise to return calls to people I care about but don't have the strength to be there for, I avoid most soial invitations opting for the ones with my closest friends as they bring my comfort, but not enough for me to say I'm not ok anymore, I have to go. They know my plans for L.A. and I know which ones would do anythng to prevent that from happening if they could. My mom is top of the list, second is the roomies with Mar bear running third and I love them for loving me so and just wanting me near and they become cycled with my little tortures of people that want from me what I can't give them. All the while wondering if the one I want thinks that way of me, the person he may care for but runs from because he cant give more. I don't ever want to be that burden to anyone. Sometimes I think I just shut down at the thought of someone hurting me, because I don't trust they can torture me enough.
Pardon whats that???? Oh No thanks I'll pass on the hurt-thank you for thinking of me though...No really I am all good, I've kicked my own ass all over the United States and Canada. At lunch I inflicted cruelty beyond your conception -on me, and as a snack I sat in fetal feeling completely weak and incompetant waiting for someone to realize I have no business trying to be a grown, decision making, successful career woman. Perhaps I should join the presidential race-i am just as fraudulent. OH what's that you say- your not positive that I can inflict more pain on me than you can. hmmmmmm........ How bout you let me in your head for a few days, probably hours as your not that complex and I will deliver you the truth in a manner that will leave you looking for a therapist, while praying never to cross my path again-if you annoy me enough perhaps I can tweak you into fetal and make you forget your name. That's my gift -destroy myself over my lack of what I am for others, while hurting people I love without even trying all the while being hidden within smoke and mirrors. Bearded lady doesn't have shit on me!
Joe -well obviously I don't know that I will fully ever just let him die. Atleast I realized today that I took on the responsibility of saving his life. That's not love that is selfish. But I was going to show him life was beautiful and worth living and at some point failed, ran so far, so fast and I still feel -like I was the reason a mother buried her son,sisters and brothers lost there brother and nieces and nephews would only have pictures and stories. Stephanie many years prior- I can see her walking away from the car, coming to spend time with her friends...I on many occasions would force feed her in the breakroom. she had become so frail. I jumped down one of the servers throats one nite, when she remarked to everyone that stephanie needed to get a grip. They were neighbors and i suppose she would wander over and talk endlessly about things that made little sense. I knew from conversations with her that she needed help-professional help. I said a loud too many times that if her family doesn't get it for her soon - she is going to kill herself. i didn't see her that day she parked her car at Showboat to come and see us at the cafe. Her family had gotten her on meds and got her a therapist, it was too little too late and she was so young and so beautiful. far to beautiful to end up on pavement.
I didn't go to the funeral and I laughed when I was told what happened. Casinos do not like to talk about jumpers and i was working two jobs so I slept two hours in the morning and two hours at night. i didn't see the news and had no warning as the GM called for the entire host staff to meet. I laughed, I went back to work, and slowly I became angrier and angrier and thank god Ken could see it, because I don't thnk anyone else saw what was happening. He took me off the floor on the boardwalk and we walked and talked and I don't know that anything actually came out of my mouth, other than I knew and I should have stopped it. So my anger was at me, I wasn't there....I failed to be a friend.
Secret tortures, silent killers that we inflict on ourselves. Perhaps the devils way of making sure we are too weak to take happiness and love and embrace it. Cripple us with fears and pains and regrets that are not truly ours to hold so that ultimately we destroy all that is good in our lives.
I know to well that it doesn't have to be this way and I don't know how I stepped so far backwards after all of the work that i've done. I have made amazing strides and now i feel like I am in this place because I have to make a final change. I have to let go of thoughts that don't serve me. Let go of ghosts that rest peacefully, let go of being too weak to fight and to strong to fall. I finally see everything that I want right in front of me and it's so close....it's killing me that it's right there and I can't touch it, any of it...if I don't make the right decisions now -they will all disappear, all of my dreams and hopes that somewhere I stopped dreaming because I felt not worthy of that kind of success, happiness and love ...for all the people I have hurt I felt especially that love true love just would not be mine in this life. My punishment for being an arrogant bitter cunt and for being to self absorbed to be there for the people that I loved so much, but felt like I just couldn't be enough for.
And no one understands, because i don't trust anyone to say this, it's fucking insane....I smile and chat with the roomates. I promise to return calls to people I care about but don't have the strength to be there for, I avoid most soial invitations opting for the ones with my closest friends as they bring my comfort, but not enough for me to say I'm not ok anymore, I have to go. They know my plans for L.A. and I know which ones would do anythng to prevent that from happening if they could. My mom is top of the list, second is the roomies with Mar bear running third and I love them for loving me so and just wanting me near and they become cycled with my little tortures of people that want from me what I can't give them. All the while wondering if the one I want thinks that way of me, the person he may care for but runs from because he cant give more. I don't ever want to be that burden to anyone. Sometimes I think I just shut down at the thought of someone hurting me, because I don't trust they can torture me enough.
Pardon whats that???? Oh No thanks I'll pass on the hurt-thank you for thinking of me though...No really I am all good, I've kicked my own ass all over the United States and Canada. At lunch I inflicted cruelty beyond your conception -on me, and as a snack I sat in fetal feeling completely weak and incompetant waiting for someone to realize I have no business trying to be a grown, decision making, successful career woman. Perhaps I should join the presidential race-i am just as fraudulent. OH what's that you say- your not positive that I can inflict more pain on me than you can. hmmmmmm........ How bout you let me in your head for a few days, probably hours as your not that complex and I will deliver you the truth in a manner that will leave you looking for a therapist, while praying never to cross my path again-if you annoy me enough perhaps I can tweak you into fetal and make you forget your name. That's my gift -destroy myself over my lack of what I am for others, while hurting people I love without even trying all the while being hidden within smoke and mirrors. Bearded lady doesn't have shit on me!
Have you ever met someone that just takes your breathe away and found yourself unlike you've ever been......
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