“i was watching cinderella last night when i realized that evan is my fairy tale come true. we met at an sg event. that was our ball. we hung out together all day. we danced around our emotions all night. all in one day, i could simply think "so this is love." and i knew it was real and true and the best thing in this world. when it was time for him to run out on me, i couldn't let him go and i chased him all the way back to michigan. i never thought happily ever after could be real. but no matter how your heart is dreaming, if you keep on believing, the dream that you wish will come true. mine has.”

“EvanX rocks! Simple as that. ”

“EvanX is soOoOOOOoo red hot that I feel the overwhelming urge to cover myself in butter and roll around in a bathtub full of lobsters! Ahh... lobsters... EvanX... ahhhh.”

“I like EvanX.

But we are not gay lovers, despite the pictures and rumors floating the website.

p.s. we really are gay lovers.

p.s.s. no we're not.

p.s.s.s. only that one time in Pakistan.”

“EvanX is the sexiest thing with a pricing gun!!! ”

“Super nice guy and very cool”

“What can I say about my Evan? Since I first found his profile, I thought wow, this guy is awesome. When I met him at prom, that thought only grew into a lil crush. And when he came to CedarPoint that lil crush grew into something I never even dreamed of. Though I only got 3 days with him, it was the best 3 days of my life. I'm the happiest girl in the world when I am in his arms. He's too cultured for me, hates cartoons, and hates my favorite foods but all those things don't even matter to me. All that matters is Evan and how much I love him.”

“Awesome guy... knows how to throw a great MST3K party... hope he gets out to more of the SG Kazoo get togethers... once again Great guy...”

“...I'm an idiot, but I meant to say "What RxQueen said."”

“EvanX (or whatever his screen name is now ) is one cool dude. he and i are similar in many ways, maybe that makes him less cool? but he KNOWS the drummer for Mustard Plug, how cool is that? and he vouched for me to get into SG Detroit, thanks a bunch man.”

“hes so h, but over c.”

“God Damn does he look like my old boss, so much so that I want to do everything that he says without question! ”

“This man may be cool--which he most definitely is--but I don't know if I'm as cool as I think he is.

Or something like that.

In fact, he's so cool, he co-opted half of my name not too long ago. THAT'S how cool he is! ”

“I really like EvanX too”

“I really like EvanX!”