yikes it sounds like you have a fun weekend planed

I guess I suck because I'll be working Saturday instead. Too hard to pass up the money.

I suck too because I live really far away.
Way to rub it in, jerk.

I suck because my luck finally ran out. "Spare tire? That's for the schmucks on the side of the road with flat tires, not me!"

WildCAT! Yeah it was amazing. I screamed my head off.