Updates:
- work: going well. Dungeon all sorted now for the silly boys who want abusing. Just ordered a sofa (the most grown up thing I've done in a while) for my room for dancing bookings so fingers crossed we can get it up the stairs. And de-flat-pack-it without too much hassle.
Have had a ridiculous amount of footworshippers and shoe lickers lately. Got bought some beaut flowers yday. I love flowers.
Also had a great fun hotel meet the other night. I text him when i got into the carpark and he left his door ajar, tied himself up and blindfolded himself. Apparently I was there to 'teach him a lesson'. Mission accomplished i do believe, as i left the hotel with him wallowing in piss in the bath with his balls recovering from the bashing i gave them. He loved it. It's a strange world.
-dating: Eurgh. Oh dear lord. SO. Internet dating is officially OFF the cards now. I've tried and tried and persevered and have had to finally call it a day. Why, I hear you ask? Well, after my last 'date' was 40minutes late to the coffee house, extremely dry and slow, we then went for a cigarrette in the town square. At which point he asked me if I like rum. I do not like rum, and no longer drink or do drugs due to rehab a couple of years back. I especially do not like rum at 4pm on a thursday afternoon in public. This man, however, loves it and carried on to take his bottle of rum out and start swigging away. Not that I particularly mind drinking- But there's a time and a place!! come on!
- burlesque: Only two weeks till my performance. AHHHH. scared.com. Got my swedish friend being my willing volunteer and a few new beautiful ideas for my act. Hopefully i'll get it videoed and up online at some point
-florida: Me and my lovely mother are going Florida for two weeks as of 24th July and i can't flipping wait! Flying into fort meyers and renting a car. Mum says she wants to be like Thelma and Louise. She's never seen the film. I posted it to her so she can watch it and get educated. I would prefer it to be less Thelma and Louise, more surviving and getting home at the end of the trip. Rather than driving off the road into the abyss.
-other: Very excited about the SG meet in manchester. Only an hour away and it's been far too long since i've seen any of the girlies
Above: me and my old burlesque victim.
The book I bought.
And the map that my mother wants to use... Just No.
- work: going well. Dungeon all sorted now for the silly boys who want abusing. Just ordered a sofa (the most grown up thing I've done in a while) for my room for dancing bookings so fingers crossed we can get it up the stairs. And de-flat-pack-it without too much hassle.
Have had a ridiculous amount of footworshippers and shoe lickers lately. Got bought some beaut flowers yday. I love flowers.
Also had a great fun hotel meet the other night. I text him when i got into the carpark and he left his door ajar, tied himself up and blindfolded himself. Apparently I was there to 'teach him a lesson'. Mission accomplished i do believe, as i left the hotel with him wallowing in piss in the bath with his balls recovering from the bashing i gave them. He loved it. It's a strange world.
-dating: Eurgh. Oh dear lord. SO. Internet dating is officially OFF the cards now. I've tried and tried and persevered and have had to finally call it a day. Why, I hear you ask? Well, after my last 'date' was 40minutes late to the coffee house, extremely dry and slow, we then went for a cigarrette in the town square. At which point he asked me if I like rum. I do not like rum, and no longer drink or do drugs due to rehab a couple of years back. I especially do not like rum at 4pm on a thursday afternoon in public. This man, however, loves it and carried on to take his bottle of rum out and start swigging away. Not that I particularly mind drinking- But there's a time and a place!! come on!
- burlesque: Only two weeks till my performance. AHHHH. scared.com. Got my swedish friend being my willing volunteer and a few new beautiful ideas for my act. Hopefully i'll get it videoed and up online at some point
-florida: Me and my lovely mother are going Florida for two weeks as of 24th July and i can't flipping wait! Flying into fort meyers and renting a car. Mum says she wants to be like Thelma and Louise. She's never seen the film. I posted it to her so she can watch it and get educated. I would prefer it to be less Thelma and Louise, more surviving and getting home at the end of the trip. Rather than driving off the road into the abyss.
-other: Very excited about the SG meet in manchester. Only an hour away and it's been far too long since i've seen any of the girlies
Above: me and my old burlesque victim.
The book I bought.
And the map that my mother wants to use... Just No.
It's been a crazy few weeks!
Circus school has now finished so after this week of sorting out shit I've not been able to do, I may have the beginnings of having a life back! Boom.
The show went well, had lots of fun- a few photos to come
Going to get my creative side on and make a little scrapbook for everyone w photos and memories. Because that's how cool I am.
Moving into a new house soon with two friends from the course- can't wait! Nice little three bedroom house, close to town, the gym and the circus. Going to turn the basement into a dungeon so very excited about that.
Getting my hair extensions out today which could be interesting- I still have a VERY short side on hair from where I shaved it. And I'm supposed to be doing a stunt extreme fashion shoot/ walk through town tomorrow. Uh oh.
I've been looking forward to going to France on a road trip with my Sister for ages- we were supposed to go in August (we went spain last year in the same stylee) but she called a couple of days ago to tell me she doesn't want to go with me now, why? because i'm 'too ill' again. i feel totally gutted. eurgh. but every cloud has a silver lining i'm sure... just got to find it now. But i guess possibly rather than take whole of august off, i can take a couple of holidays instead... ANY SUGGESTIONS?!
On a more positive note- I won an audition to perform as a total NEWBIE on stage with Secrets Of The Boudoir Burlesque. I showed them my burlesque/domination mash up and they went for it winnning! roll on 2nd of june... yewww!
Got a set up waiting to go into member review- quite exciting
Glad to be back and online again. Can't wait to see what the summer holds x
Circus school has now finished so after this week of sorting out shit I've not been able to do, I may have the beginnings of having a life back! Boom.
The show went well, had lots of fun- a few photos to come
Going to get my creative side on and make a little scrapbook for everyone w photos and memories. Because that's how cool I am.
Moving into a new house soon with two friends from the course- can't wait! Nice little three bedroom house, close to town, the gym and the circus. Going to turn the basement into a dungeon so very excited about that.
Getting my hair extensions out today which could be interesting- I still have a VERY short side on hair from where I shaved it. And I'm supposed to be doing a stunt extreme fashion shoot/ walk through town tomorrow. Uh oh.
I've been looking forward to going to France on a road trip with my Sister for ages- we were supposed to go in August (we went spain last year in the same stylee) but she called a couple of days ago to tell me she doesn't want to go with me now, why? because i'm 'too ill' again. i feel totally gutted. eurgh. but every cloud has a silver lining i'm sure... just got to find it now. But i guess possibly rather than take whole of august off, i can take a couple of holidays instead... ANY SUGGESTIONS?!
On a more positive note- I won an audition to perform as a total NEWBIE on stage with Secrets Of The Boudoir Burlesque. I showed them my burlesque/domination mash up and they went for it
winnning! roll on 2nd of june... yewww! Got a set up waiting to go into member review- quite exciting
Glad to be back and online again. Can't wait to see what the summer holds x
can anyone tell me if there is an easy way to blog from the mobile site? or must i faff around on my broken screen with full site? do tell...
so feeling alot better today after a DECENT sleep last night sun was shining but it was a bit of a head fuck- felt like it is nearly summer but.. what's this?! SNOW?! ARGH. bi polar weather! mental...
got in to school- talked to them about why ive missed some time last week due to head being a warpled mess. they were actually really cool. which, of course, got me all choked up and emotional. oh the lolz of it.
then spent the day doing acrobatics and acrobalance. basically morning was spent throwing myself around, afternoon was spent being Thrown around. Major fun, slightly sore again now though. but atleast i feel i've worked hard?!
then managed to fit in a booking *yay money for food and petrol and life* then off to Burlesque where we made nipple tassels. a lovely way to end any day don't you think?!
tomorrow at school we have clown in the morning where i will be going in dressed as a vampire. because i can. pics to follow i guess and then stilt dance in the afternoon. hurrah
hope all is well in sg land xxx
On my way to Lahhndan
Slightly late SUNDIES
My standard outfit of leggings and legwarmers for school today. both so hideous that i love them with all my heart- YOLO leggings (EURGH) and home- knitted (not by me) purple legwarmers with glittery thread to boot. Everyone felt a bit sick at the sight of me and i bloody loved it
and finally HOME MADE NIPPLE TASSELS ... oi oi cheeky
so feeling alot better today after a DECENT sleep last night
sun was shining but it was a bit of a head fuck- felt like it is nearly summer but.. what's this?! SNOW?! ARGH. bi polar weather! mental...got in to school- talked to them about why ive missed some time last week due to head being a warpled mess. they were actually really cool. which, of course, got me all choked up and emotional. oh the lolz of it.
then spent the day doing acrobatics and acrobalance. basically morning was spent throwing myself around, afternoon was spent being Thrown around. Major fun, slightly sore again now though. but atleast i feel i've worked hard?!
then managed to fit in a booking *yay money for food and petrol and life* then off to Burlesque where we made nipple tassels. a lovely way to end any day don't you think?!
tomorrow at school we have clown in the morning where i will be going in dressed as a vampire. because i can. pics to follow i guess
and then stilt dance in the afternoon. hurrah hope all is well in sg land xxx
On my way to Lahhndan
Slightly late SUNDIES
My standard outfit of leggings and legwarmers for school today. both so hideous that i love them with all my heart- YOLO leggings (EURGH) and home- knitted (not by me) purple legwarmers with glittery thread to boot. Everyone felt a bit sick at the sight of me and i bloody loved it
and finally HOME MADE NIPPLE TASSELS ... oi oi cheeky
so i am basically SO over this snow. It is bloody cold and i just enjoy being naked or scantily clad and the two do NOT mix. Eurgh.
So after an epic weekend in London on the UKSG Hopeful Shootfest, it is now back to reality. Such a fun time with the girls and even getting lost in london at god knows what time wasn't unbearable. i would put pictures up but my phone is playing up at the moment ... rubbish!
REALLY need to get working this week as have £3 to my name until i get a booking. Plan on getting THE earliest night to bed tonight ready for a FULL day of acrobatics and acrobalance tomorrow. Hopefully this will help to get me out of the dip of depression and bulimia that has been following me around like the plague for the past month. Hence the NO money. and tired. and cold.
ANYONE GOT A MAGIC WAND?... Please?! :-/
Or a cuddle...
Really wanting to do more SGUK stuff. maybe i'll roadtrip around the uk one day SG stylee. we shall see. got to get this course over with first and then focus on my business and THEN comes other plans. ARGH.
If anyone wants to send me that magic wand, a cuddle or £1000 then PM me for address or bank details. Cheers xxx
So after an epic weekend in London on the UKSG Hopeful Shootfest, it is now back to reality. Such a fun time with the girls and even getting lost in london at god knows what time wasn't unbearable. i would put pictures up but my phone is playing up at the moment ... rubbish!
REALLY need to get working this week as have £3 to my name until i get a booking. Plan on getting THE earliest night to bed tonight ready for a FULL day of acrobatics and acrobalance tomorrow. Hopefully this will help to get me out of the dip of depression and bulimia that has been following me around like the plague for the past month. Hence the NO money. and tired. and cold.
ANYONE GOT A MAGIC WAND?... Please?! :-/
Or a cuddle...
Really wanting to do more SGUK stuff. maybe i'll roadtrip around the uk one day SG stylee. we shall see. got to get this course over with first and then focus on my business and THEN comes other plans. ARGH.
If anyone wants to send me that magic wand, a cuddle or £1000 then PM me for address or bank details. Cheers xxx
LONG TIME NO POST!!!
a day filled with slaves doing my feet with a smelly sock gaffa taped over their nose, lots of bedroom pole pics in lots of different outfits
follow on twitter EvaMariaxxx woopah
very excited for london photo shoot with the girlies coming up SLEEPOVER
not sure what to do tonight- cam or party... or both?!
both... you know its the way forward
hope everyone's good xxx
AND IT'S SNOWING!!! YAY
a day filled with slaves doing my feet with a smelly sock gaffa taped over their nose, lots of bedroom pole pics in lots of different outfits
follow on twitter EvaMariaxxx woopah
very excited for london photo shoot with the girlies coming up
SLEEPOVERnot sure what to do tonight- cam or party... or both?!
both... you know its the way forward
hope everyone's good xxx
AND IT'S SNOWING!!! YAY
Happy New Year Lovelies
and what better way to start the year off than to be run down with a sweaty shakey everything-hurts FLU. eurgh. Less than ideal, but i'm hoping i'll be well enough to work the weekend.
Apart from that- a lovely christmas and new years eve for me, if a little chilled.
saw all my friends and family back home but now I'm back up north.
A few things to be excited by in the next few months for me:
-SG take on London- Can't bloody wait to be involved in that!
- My circus course starts full time 21st Jan... wahooo
- Signed up to a ten week every tuesday night Burlesque course... try to mix that in to my circus training and see what happens
- gonna be setting up webcam work for a little extra pocket money, god knows i need it!
- started penning my first chapter of my book yesterday so lets hope my motivation stays strong for that one!
Hope Santa was good to you all and here's to 2013
and what better way to start the year off than to be run down with a sweaty shakey everything-hurts FLU. eurgh. Less than ideal, but i'm hoping i'll be well enough to work the weekend.
Apart from that- a lovely christmas and new years eve for me, if a little chilled.
saw all my friends and family back home but now I'm back up north.
A few things to be excited by in the next few months for me:
-SG take on London- Can't bloody wait to be involved in that!
- My circus course starts full time 21st Jan... wahooo
- Signed up to a ten week every tuesday night Burlesque course... try to mix that in to my circus training and see what happens
- gonna be setting up webcam work for a little extra pocket money, god knows i need it!
- started penning my first chapter of my book yesterday so lets hope my motivation stays strong for that one!
Hope Santa was good to you all and here's to 2013
all my amazon presents to myself came all at once today
christmas came early wahoo
just your typical christmas postman pat... nice one sheffield city council
merry early christmas everyone <3 xxx
SO...
got two dates lined up today. wish me luck... i feel i may need it considering some of the ghastly dates i've been on since moving up here.
nothing too snzzy today, just coffees and sitting them down and being me and seeing how they cope/how intimidated they get
anyone got any terrible date stories?! just so i can compare to that and remind myself i dont have it so bad?!
sending lovingtons to you all x
got two dates lined up today. wish me luck... i feel i may need it considering some of the ghastly dates i've been on since moving up here.
nothing too snzzy today, just coffees and sitting them down and being me and seeing how they cope/how intimidated they get
anyone got any terrible date stories?! just so i can compare to that and remind myself i dont have it so bad?!
sending lovingtons to you all x
holy crap! my last post was ages ago... been a hectic few months. life kinda got in the way... and then my laptop broke. fucking thing.
anyway. back up and running again. since my spanish road trip, i had summer in plymouth, went to a couple of low key local festivals,. had my birthday (not at all thrilling), auditioned for a circus course... got into the circus course (starts in january for three months full time up in sheffield), road tripped the uk stripping along the way (bournemouth, southampton, reading, oxford, leicester, sheffield, leeds, manchester, liverpool, birmingham. was gonna do cardiff and bristol but was slowly losing the will to live by the time we got to birmingham and had been sleeping in the car or on couches for three weeks), moved to sheffield WRRRRAAAAYYYYY and so here i am, settling in nicely.
oh and i went to scotland too. and it snowed. and i tried haggis. lovely..
so sheffield. hello. how do you do? went out last night and fuck me it was good- the leadmill had a reggae/dub/bass night on and it was a very sweaty affair. yummy. comedy night tonight.
apart from that just working thursday nights in sheffield and friday night and saturday nights in liverpool. winning! if any one has a spare couch in liverpool please be sure to let me know as i will be making full use of it at 4am on saturday morning. ta very much
will update a little more regularly from now on. just because i can.
much love x
here. have quite possibly the Fittest photo of me ever. not being big headed...but look at that sexy grin
anyway. back up and running again. since my spanish road trip, i had summer in plymouth, went to a couple of low key local festivals,. had my birthday (not at all thrilling), auditioned for a circus course... got into the circus course (starts in january for three months full time up in sheffield), road tripped the uk stripping along the way (bournemouth, southampton, reading, oxford, leicester, sheffield, leeds, manchester, liverpool, birmingham. was gonna do cardiff and bristol but was slowly losing the will to live by the time we got to birmingham and had been sleeping in the car or on couches for three weeks), moved to sheffield WRRRRAAAAYYYYY and so here i am, settling in nicely.
oh and i went to scotland too. and it snowed. and i tried haggis. lovely..
so sheffield. hello. how do you do? went out last night and fuck me it was good- the leadmill had a reggae/dub/bass night on and it was a very sweaty affair. yummy. comedy night tonight.
apart from that just working thursday nights in sheffield and friday night and saturday nights in liverpool. winning! if any one has a spare couch in liverpool please be sure to let me know as i will be making full use of it at 4am on saturday morning. ta very much
will update a little more regularly from now on. just because i can.
much love x
here. have quite possibly the Fittest photo of me ever. not being big headed...but look at that sexy grin
Just got back from a surfing roadtrip through spain mega fun
gabi (my sister) was in a couple of competitions out there so we got the ferry from plymouth to santander, drove up to sopelana, then across to razo near coruna, stopping loads of places in between along the north coast. bloody fucking BRILLIANT
highlights:
being asked to write an article about it
not crashing
only getting aggressively beeped at twice the whole time
stumbling upon a FREE festiva; which was incredible fun times
driving on the other side of the road (or the wrong side,..whatever) for the first time
staying in a lush hotel for a night for a decent shower
tanning beautifully
sunbathing in nothing but a thong
hanging out w team gb
teaching the boys to pole dance on rugby posts (they sucked but it was extremely entertaining)
speaking spanglish and just about getting by
seeing some of the most beautiful places with my favourite person (my sister) (ahhhh)
going to 25 different places
laughing till it hurt
reading to my hearts content
walking and exploring
gettinfg some fairly decent sleep
taking some photos
meeting some epically lovely people
free drinks, free sweets, free hand drawn maps, free magazines, free tee shirts - the spanish love a smiler it seems
getting my cheeks (face cheeks) pinched by a funny old spanish man who tried to tell me not to get on the ferry and just run away w him. it was tempting but unfortunately i have bills to pay at home
lowlights:
eating nothing but tinned food and cheddars for three weeks
sleeping in the back of the car amongst luggage and three surfboards for three weeks
having a bad back due to sleeping conditions!!
getting dreadfully dreadfully lost when i was awfully awfully tired,,, and driving out a dirt track to a lighthouse THEN ending up in a circus field THEN finally finding somewhere i coula actually park and sleep!
having to piss at the side of the road/by the car when camped in middle of no where
BUT even the lows were pretty funny really
so there makes a very happy moi. and i've returned to plymouth/cornwall today to sunshiney rays! woopah
photos:
mega fungabi (my sister) was in a couple of competitions out there so we got the ferry from plymouth to santander, drove up to sopelana, then across to razo near coruna, stopping loads of places in between along the north coast. bloody fucking BRILLIANT
highlights:
being asked to write an article about it
not crashing
only getting aggressively beeped at twice the whole time
stumbling upon a FREE festiva; which was incredible fun times
driving on the other side of the road (or the wrong side,..whatever) for the first time
staying in a lush hotel for a night for a decent shower
tanning beautifully
sunbathing in nothing but a thong
hanging out w team gb
teaching the boys to pole dance on rugby posts (they sucked but it was extremely entertaining)
speaking spanglish and just about getting by
seeing some of the most beautiful places with my favourite person (my sister) (ahhhh)
going to 25 different places
laughing till it hurt
reading to my hearts content
walking and exploring
gettinfg some fairly decent sleep
taking some photos
meeting some epically lovely people
free drinks, free sweets, free hand drawn maps, free magazines, free tee shirts - the spanish love a smiler it seems
getting my cheeks (face cheeks) pinched by a funny old spanish man who tried to tell me not to get on the ferry and just run away w him. it was tempting but unfortunately i have bills to pay at home
lowlights:
eating nothing but tinned food and cheddars for three weeks
sleeping in the back of the car amongst luggage and three surfboards for three weeks
having a bad back due to sleeping conditions!!
getting dreadfully dreadfully lost when i was awfully awfully tired,,, and driving out a dirt track to a lighthouse THEN ending up in a circus field THEN finally finding somewhere i coula actually park and sleep!
having to piss at the side of the road/by the car when camped in middle of no where
BUT even the lows were pretty funny really
so there makes a very happy moi. and i've returned to plymouth/cornwall today to sunshiney rays! woopah
photos:
