Bad news everyone. Well, kinda. My ass got fired on friday so since my interweb was cut off, I'm going to have to go away for a while. It shouldn't be long though, i had a second interview on fridayand as long as my drug test and background checks come through ok, i'll have another job. Once i get another job, i'll be back. But until then, be good.

Devil Duck giveaway round 2. I still got some left so here's what i got. Again, i'll only take requests that are made here on my blog. So if you see someone requesting something here, it's gone. If not, it's up for grabs. Here's what i got left.

Itty Bitty devil duck pencil toppers 6 pack in regular colors.
3 little devil duck bag - 1 bag all red ducks, 1 bag pink purple and black ducks
Jumbo Devil ducks - 1 black, 1 green, 1 red
6 lil devils 1 bag with a red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple mini duck
Regular size devil ducks in these colors: Red, orange, yellow, green, blue
I even have 1 non standard duck 1 zebra stripe,

again, stake your claim below and let me know what you want and i'll send it out next weekend. Oh yeah, i almost forgot, I'm only shipping stuff out to the u.s. and canada. That international shipping is a bitch.

Who wants free Devil Duckies? I have a fucking lot of this stuff. My brother works for a distributor for Accoutrements who make the wonderful Devil Duckies. Well they told my brothers company that they want their booth in the showroom completely re-done so my brother gave me all of their inventory of devil ducks since i am a bit of a collector. I have now completed the entire collection (except for the ninja duck) but i have some stuff left over so i'm giving it all to you. Listed below is what i have left. If you see something you like, post a comment letting me know what you want and message me with the info of where to ship it. I'll send it out via regular usps ground service cus that ups and fedex shit is expensive. You can see pictures of everything i have in the link up above. So enough gum flappin', here's what i got

Devil duck bathroom set. This includes a trash can, bath mat and shower curain
Itty Bitty devil duck pencil toppers 6 pack in regular and pirate ducks.
3 little devil duck bag - 1 bag all red ducks, 1 bag pink purple and black ducks
Jumbo Devil ducks - 1 black, 1 green, 1 red
6 lil devils 1 bag with a red, orange, yellow, green, blue and purple mini duck
Regular size devil ducks in these colors: Red, orange, yellow, purple, pink, green, black, blue
I even have 3 non standard ducks. 1 zebra stripe, one leopard spotted and one polka dotted.
Lastly i have one dashboard hot rod devil duck.

again, stake your claim below and let me know what you want and i'll send it out this weekend.

Ok, for the last time, its not a frog with an Elvis pompadour. its a tree frog with a MULLET. Yes i got this from Conan O'Brian's new U.S. Postage stamp series 'Non mammals with bad hair".

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Well my job's safe for the time being. an idea of mine is going to end up saving our company thousands of dollars a year. So ive decided that since i don't have to go on any interviews soon, i'm going to regrow my rock n roll hair. Not as long as it used to be, which was halfway down my back, just down to about shoulder length. I miss going to concerts, and getting into the music, banging my head and feeling my hair whip around. So that's all i got. what's goin on with you?

wooohooohoohoohoooo! I just got an e-mailed response to my resume on monster.com. it just said to call for an interview which i will do tomorrow. It's with L.A. Fitness for a purchasing gig, which is what i do now. Hopefully it will go good and i'll be able to get the fuck up outta where i'm at now. You can read all my previous posts and see all the ways that i just don't belong at work.

Ok chil'in, you get to help me pick what im going to "dance" to for the 13 & 15 spaz dance competition. Since i cant stand most other forms of music its going to be the most metal spaz dance ever. ive got a few songs in mind so take a look at the list and let me know what you'd like to see me mosh to.

Metallica - Battery
Alice in Chains - Would
Anthrax - Sabbath Bloody Sabbath
Dethklok - Thunderhorse
Fear Factory- Cyberwaste
Motorhead - Hellraiser
Pantera - War Nerve
Sepultura - Refuse Resist
Slayer - Bloodline
Slipknot - The Nameless
Soulfly - Babylon
Strapping Young Lad - You Suck
Superjoint Ritual - Fuck Your Enemy
Trivium - Pull Harder on the Strings of Your Martyr
White Zombie - Feed the Gods

I have decided a few things.

1 - I'm getting a fucking car with my income tax return
2 - I'm going to start trying to rhyme when i post on the silliness boards
3 - When i can't rhyme, alliteration it is
4 - I want a Nintendo Virtual Boy
5 - I want to turn it into a portable system
6 - I'll sell the design to Nintendo and get mega rich

Those sons of bitches. They finally blocked me from going to SG while at work. fucking assholes.

You ever have one of those days where you don't feel like yourself? Like you wake up and you have the feeling like there's someone else in your head. Thats how i feel today. i woke up this morning at around 6 and i felt different. I woke up and i got out of bed immediately. No tossing or turning to get another 15 minutes of sleep. I got up, watched a tivoed episode of Cheap Seats (creative breaking championship) ate my Capn Crunch, and i just had this energy. I can't really explain it but it feels like every atom in my body is charged. I'm thinking differently and there's a spring in my step which is really odd because when i walk i look like i'm walking up to someone to beat their ass. It's not like when you get hyper off of drinking too much coffee or eating too much sugar, this is deeper, im not jittery but i feel like im strong enough to move a mountain. I had my first real normal workout since i started pissing blood a month ago and i worked my legs until it felt like they were going to tear themselves apart but i feel like and i want to go harder. I have to keep myself from doing so because i can't do much with a torn quad. Ive benched, done bicep curls, worked my abs, ive run with my dog and i still feel like i can do more.

What really creeps me out is the way things look. I see everything so....distortedly clear. It's like looking at the world through a pair of cheap 3-d glasses. Everything looks kinda spaced out. like the distance in depth between things is greater than it really is. It's just really fucking weird is all.