"Remember that time we went to the hauted house? I think that was our first date. I thought you were really cute in that american eagle shirt for some reason.

In reality you were even cuter out of it."

"HOW THE FUCK ARE THERE NO TESTIMONIALS IN HERE???


Impossible. How can it be?

Esme is amazing...insightful, funny, intelligent, creative, astonishingly talented, sweet, and a really loyal friend. Only failing? She tends to hibernate during the winter, which deprives us of her scintillating presence! "