So im back in DC...

my flight back was horrible.

i was vomiting the whole time, was stuck in a plain/airport for 12 hours, and couldn't sleep.

btw.... AMERICAN AIRLINES SUCK!

i dont suggest them.


Im really missing Cali.
Trying to move out there STAT!
If you know anyone searching for a room mate and they dont mind a cute well behaved cat, message me with their info or vice versa.
Email is ernysuicide@tmail.com





For the sake of my own morbid curiosity, i have been researching new and old methods of anti rape devices... heres what i have found.


Rapex
The anti rape condom.. complete with plastic hooks that make your peepee go ouchies!




The Bear Trap
Spring loaded mini bear trap.




The Injector
Powerful sedative into your junk makes you pass out while you wait for cops!




Chastity Belt
Have fun trying to fuck this thing!




I get bored and this is what i do. Funny.




<3

Erny