Member: emptymouthpiece

emptymouthpiece Fuck Dos Equis, I'm the most interesting man you'll ever know.

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Member: emptymouthpiece
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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. the paper chase
  2. steppenwolf
  3. tom waits
  4. cold
  5. N.W.A.
  6. Bjork
  7. Tori Amos
  8. Arab/middle east/near east dance
  9. Otep
  10. MSI

films:

  1. Secretary
  2. Lust, Caution
  3. Take my eyes
  4. The warzone
  5. The Lover
  6. Clock work orange
  7. fight club
  8. American pycho
  9. more to come
  10. and not in that order.

books:

  1. Yes
  2. Please

tv shows:

  1. No
  2. Thank
  3. You
 

into: Is this the spot for the long moonlit walks and horse back riding? But seriously...Music and Lit.

not into: Piss faced Jesus freaks and holier than thou veggies and vegan retards. Retards too for that matter, yes I'm a god damned bigot; wanna fight about it?

makes me happy: People pleasing, class clowning, filthy sex and self destruction.

makes me sad: I prefer the shorter list of happy things you fucking negative Nancy!

hobbies: Writing, ummm....yeah.

5 things i can't live without: I've learned recently to live with out a lot of things, and you know what, its not a bad lesson.

vices: ...all work and No play makes Jack a dull boy...all work and No play makes Jack a dull boy...all work and No play makes Jack a dull boy...

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: Working out, eating well, sitting in chat, writing, making my self even MORE awesome.

 

occupation: I'm a patron Deity!

current crush: Who needs that...but if you want a list I can produce one.

stats: Average, and pudgy...least I'm honest.

body mods: Something new, something old, something borrowed, err, wrong category.

heroes: My fucking bad ass self! Oh, and Socrates had a pair of brass balls.

gets me hot: Pussy and dick and dick and pussy and mouths and asses and pussies and pretty faces, and asses and hard looks, and dicks and pussies and asses and holes...

favorite position: Oral either way, anyway, they all just love me for my doggy style.

fantasy: When I became a man I put away childish things.

sign: OPEN TRENCH....beefcake.

most humbling moment: I'm not a humble person, therefore I don't have humble moments.

i lost my virginity: What me worry?

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Up the nose

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: open relationship

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories