into: Acting crazy at soccer games, glasses, Brettanomyces, opening young minds, changing the system from within, boobies

makes me happy: Scottish ale yeast, new high-alpha American hops, idle laziness

makes me sad: Closed-mindedness

5 things i can't live without: Hops, yeast, malt, various other brewing herbs and spices (fuck the reinheitsgebot, it's bullshit), Neal's beer

vices: Craft beer, videogames, my xm2go tuned to 48, 150, 167 and 202

thoughts on sg: I dislike it

occupation: Teacher, Rampant Discordian, Undercover Weirdogoth, Brewer Extraordinaire, Yeast Side Boy

current crush: My Karikins!

stats: 1 goal, 2 PIM, 0 assists -50 or so (B-Squad!)

body mods: Getting my first tat soon (finally!)

heroes: Joshua Abraham Norton, Emporer of these United States and Protector of Mexico...learn your history! http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Joshua_A._Norton

gets me hot: Beautiful eyes and a firm personality.

sign: Cancer

most humbling moment: recently...almost blurting to a Kindergarten class that there's no Santa. There's funny and sadistic and then there's just cruel. I came this || close to crossing that line...

i lost my virginity: To track 98 on Broken

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Electrocution, clown suits, furries, oh my!

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: cheater

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Bookworm, Geek, Gamer